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[–] OpusMioda 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

That's how I remember it.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I want to say you're wrong... but one nearly backed into me the other day. All 5 people that I know that have hit stationary objects with their car in a parking lot have also been women. Anecdotal, but it fits.

Wait, is Danica Patrick a dude?

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

My dad has hit our other cars in our own driveway several times.

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[–] elitch2 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Your dad needs to lay off the sauce.

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[–] SaveTheChildren 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've been meaning to do a /v/Transvestigation on that creature.

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[–] CrudOMatic 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Everyone's a tranny except for you. You're the only one still holding out. The mothership won't come until you castrate yourself and fingerbang the stump.

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[–] smokratez 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

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[–] worthlesshope 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was sick and my ex's car was in the shop so I thought "I could loan her my car for 1 day" she ended up backing up into the post in the parking lot, severely denting my bumper and destroying my back light. Like I don't understand how it can happen logically.. My car is smaller than her car. She hasn't destroyed her own bumper by backing in. Also those post aren't in every space in the parking lot.

Like a few days later she dumped me for another guy, I got her to pay for a shitty cheap chinese replacement back light, and a body shop just heated and pounded out the dent. But the damage is still there. I asked her "what do you think your new guy would do if you damaged his car?" she said "He'd probably pay for it himself and get it fixed."

Anyways she was taiwanese a FOB. Made me racist towards all taiwanese never met a good one out of all her friends. entitled pieces of shit.

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[–] durchfall 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Similar experience for me. Also involves reversing into a lamp pole, coming to a halt, and then successfully BREAK the lamp pole by giving it more gas rather than doing literally anything else.

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[–] Lube-N-Blisters 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Im not sure why but my phone downloads the files.catbox.moe without opening the file for me to view. I'm not clicking catbox links anymore I'm tired of this shit.

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[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I always have to open them inline. I'm not sure why anybody uses it either.

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[–] Aaaron 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And it goes down all the time. There were 3 different instances last week where catbox images were the only things that wouldn't load for me. Ugh... I hate to say it but at least imgur works.

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[–] init_4d_IoIz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

imgur shill detected.

use imgoat. imgoat == good.

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[–] Lube-N-Blisters 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've had a few in the past week as well and honestly it makes me hate clicking on anything here that isnt just a discussion. We all take risks when clicking links but when it fucking downloads shit to my phone and i think its just a normal link off voat it pisses me off royally.

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[–] behindthetoilet 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The world ran at 110% efficiency.

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[–] Whitemail 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A day without women was so good, we're going to have several more after they get fired for skipping out on work.

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[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Needs to include someone successfully parallel parking on the first try.

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[–] suckcoke [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hits blue every time. Nothing wrong with that.

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fucking hate when ppl park behind you like that

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[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Impressive although technically that's not parking, it's pulling out.

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[–] suckcoke [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] goblin_ghost 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I took one look at the length of the video and realized it was just gonna make me mad

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Reminds me of this scene

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[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Wow. Just speechless about that one.

I learned to parallel park in one afternoon when I was 15. It's not rockeet surgery ffs.

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[–] BuyAGodDamHouse 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] DestroyerOfSaturn 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Day without saturn.

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