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[–] Camamoow 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

The guy on the bench that almost got hit has no awareness and the slowest reaction time.

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[–] zerokillz 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Probably staring at his phone. People die taking selfies n shit all the time.

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[–] kjell 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Naw, he wasn't Tebowing

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[–] 8292075 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Natural selection ain't perfect

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[–] not_shadowbanned_yet 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

it was clearly in his peripheral vision, and it's only a few seconds before it crashes. frozen in shock/disbelief, etc

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[–] xForeverOmega 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He was lagging.

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[–] kjell 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Those were some tight near misses

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[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If they were near misses they'd be dead.

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[–] 8293677 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ah, George Carlin

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[–] prickballs 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The driver threaded the needle on that one. Fair fucks, could have been a lot worse

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That looks more like a van.

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[–] rusty_-_shackleford 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lots of windows, I'm gonna go with minibus.

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[–] cousineerie 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How that last guy on the bench did not get squashed is beyond me. That truck turned on a dime right before hitting him and he just sat there the whole time.

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[–] 8290698 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Looks to me like either the front left tire didn't get much traction initially on the flowerbed around the statue (so the right side was able to accelerate forward more than the left temporarily, effectively turning the truck) or the back left tire got caught temporarily on the stones and concrete of the outer ring planter (accomplishing the same end result as the decreased traction).

Either way, that guy is probably very glad he didn't decide to sit down on the right side of the bench that day.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The driver was racist against dustbins

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[–] 1True_Morty 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Dustbin isn't a race. It's an ideology.

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[–] pnwpatriot97 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Where the fuck is this?

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[–] 1True_Morty 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I'm going to say Russia.

No particular reason. Just Russia.

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[–] cousineerie 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

There is a fifth dimesion, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is in the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Russians.

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[–] AOU 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Final Destination X.

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[–] Tisias 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What's the opposite of dad reflexes?

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[–] redsedfred 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

ANTI-dad reflexes!

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[–] aileron_ron 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That was not out of control, The driver was taking a short cut.

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