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[–] PlasmaDistortion 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago 

He was crazy lucky he didn't die from this.

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[–] SpectralForces 4 points 54 points (+58|-4) ago 

I knew he wasn't dead. Shoes didn't fall off.

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[–] drakesdoom 1 point 34 points (+35|-1) ago 

He lives in Brazil, I think he was unlucky.

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[–] SegFault 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How lucky! Guy went out for a walk and the only thing he got from random attacking tires today was a fractured skull.

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[–] GumbyTM 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Thank you, I was afraid snuff .gifs were becoming a thing.

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[–] theburntsausage 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

how the FUCK did that not cause brain damage.

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[–] MorpheusGodofDreams 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Who said it didn't? I'm sure there was a concussion.

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[–] idle_voating ago 

He probably did get some but it wasn't mentioned because it wasn't crippling brain damage. Doctors probably said that it was a full recovery even though it would have not been 100%.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

Look at that. Look at all the things that had to line up perfectly for that guy to be pole-axed by that tire.

2 seconds either side and it would have been a near miss. 10 seconds and it would've been a vaguely interesting occurrence.

TFW the universe decided that you were the winner of today's Fuck You lottery. While someone, somewhere else, scratched off a quarter mill freebie.

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

This kind of thing is a clue as to how the world really functions.

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[–] sanegoatswear 8 points -2 points (+6|-8) ago 

karma is a cruel bitch, makes ya wonder what he did to deserve that one.

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[–] sakuramboo 1 point 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

2017 Sex

WTF?

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[–] GumbyTM 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Well, he did get fucked.

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[–] sakuramboo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

HA, touche.

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[–] saris ago 

I laughed out loud in my house at this.

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[–] Sippio 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Think it's short-hand for Friday in Portuguese: Sexta-feira

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[–] tagarouco 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Days of the week in Portuguese with its abbreviations:

Sunday - Domingo - Dom (from latin Domine, roughly Lord's Day)

Monday - Segunda-feira - Seg (Second Market Day)

Tuesday - Terça-feira - Ter (Third Market Day)

Wednesday - Quarta-feira - Qua (Fourth Market Day)

Thursday - Quinta-feira - Qui (Fifth Market Day)

Friday - Sexta-feira - Sex (Sixth Market Day)

Saturday - Sábado - Sáb (from Latin Sabatum, from Hebrew Shabbat, rest day)

Now, informally, it is very common to omit the "feira":

The appointment is on Friday. - O compromisso é na Sexta.

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[–] greenwithao 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's Portuguese. The firewall was making google not work properly. Talked with my vendor and the reason was some of the code had Portuguese Friday.

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[–] Blue333 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But at the same time, think of all the other infinite moments he had prior to this where it didn't happen!

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Determinism is an illusion. At it's most fundamental, the universe is chaos incarnate.

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[–] harbinbeer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My whole life is the blink of an eye. I have already set my compass and my destination is pre-known.

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[–] abattoirdaydream 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I giggled nervously reading that.

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[–] Reddit_traitor 5 points 9 points (+14|-5) ago 

ummmm is the tire okay?

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[–] XAPHAN 4 points 3 points (+7|-4) ago 

Badda Bing!

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[–] Broc_Lia 3 points 1 point (+4|-3) ago 

My girlfriend is getting really tread of all these puns. I guess they just rubber the wrong way.

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[–] Helios-Apollo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yea, although it feels a bit tired.

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It just came out of the trees. It just came out of the trees!!

Do you know what that means?! It means "Only you can prevent forest tires!"

I'll show myself out.

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[–] MCVoat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

ayyy

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[–] Greasy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] common_sense 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What music is this?

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[–] YousernameOne 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] Shardik 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

That's some final destination shit.

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