Why do so many gamers sound like Rian Johnson when they talk? Watching TWITCH, and so many streamers and runners speak like retarded faggots. I will do my best to offer a phonetic example:
A statement in English:
"Now, I am going to jump when the boss fires."
How gamers sound:
"Nah, I guh jump when va boss fires."
They speak like actual retards. Using 'whenever' for 'when' though it's clearly incorrect:
"Whenever I was liddle I like play it."
"Whenever I went to the store yesterday."
What is wrong? Can't people hear themselves speak, feel shame and ignorance, and merely choose to make the proper phonims? They sound like they had their tongues ripped out of their heads, and ceased being able to hear and mimic speach when they were seven years old.
People now behave as if they can't control or change the words they use or how they sound.
It's TH, not V.
It's a T, not a D.
Gamers, notice this? Any insights?
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[–] ch3f4554551n [S] 3 points -1 points 2 points (+2|-3) ago
Because I actually enjoy gaming in moderation. I'm no Pro gamer, so occasionally I like to watch speed runs of games I remember from my childhood.
[–] ch3f4554551n [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
...also, is it too much work for you to punctuate your question like a white man? Troll.
[–] capnflummox ago
It is. WMT has lately slipped into common examples of poor syntax. Which is a red flag for kikery.
[–] Manincornerwithboner 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
Lol seriously? a comment dedicated to just correcting someone, I think reddit would be a better place for you
[–] sherlock_holmes 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
Playing games is pretty gay, watching another man playing games makes you a gay cuck.
[–] ch3f4554551n [S] ago
What about lurking a gamer thread and trolling anonymously...gay cuck abject loser coward in denial?
actual games, like chess, are fantastic.
I'd ask in the linguistics or speech pathology groups, but they don't exist, so I thought I'd come here to ask actual gamers, and all I get is bratty, snarky shit-heel comments from boys playing on the internet.
Fuck the lot of you. Have a nice day.