[–] m_1 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

You wanna fuck him don't you?

[–] Jimbonez_Jonez 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

From OP's description, I wanna fuck him. Sounds like a renegade, like John McCain.

[–] Sir_Ebral 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hide the nigger corpse

[–] Thissandwich [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's a good game, but I prefer it to be found.

[–] BackAsswards 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How about quit playing co-op games with a dipshit who wants to play by himself. I can't think of any game that will let you play with a leash on your buddy but in Destiny 2 he can run off and do dumb shit while you carry his ass. Same with Borderlands 3. Both great games.

[–] Thissandwich [S] ago 

Ah, leash. There is the word we need. What about Ark?

[–] Kleemin ago 

ark will teach him NOT to run off and die alone, I promise.

[–] BakedMofoBread 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Try Risk of Rain 2.

[–] Thissandwich [S] ago 

I'll look into it. Maybe he will stick with the group for a change.

[–] thebearfromstartrack ago 

Play who can stab the other in the head first! Just need two sharp weapons and a place to meet.

[–] J_Darnley ago 

I had fun playing Borderlands co-op on LAN with my brothers many years ago. It is a first person shooter with some freedom for him to go off on his own. You could both choose to play complementary characters in the game. I think there was some sort of revival mechanic in it. He could run into the fray with a shotgun while you stay back with something else.

I have also recently played Divinity Original Sin on LAN. Didn't get that far into it though that time. I have gone further in single player. It is a long RPG with a quite a bit of "boring" stuff you can do while distributing the best items to your party. He might not like it from your description though.

Magika is something else I've played on LAN. It was okay.

I don't do much multiplayer. I wonder if there's some sort of strategy or simulator you can play co-op. Oh, Stardew Valley? Is that any good for you? I know it has multiplayer now.

[–] Kleemin ago 

pummel party is ok time waster, kinda like Mario Party he literally cannot run off. There is a better version of it I forget the name but it has elimination style. He can't really run off in a MOBA, I mean he can but at least if he is doing SOMETHING he is getting xp / money which helps the team. I played League, HOTS, Dota2 each have their own pro's and con's all are pozzed as fuck.

[–] Jimbonez_Jonez ago 

Are you capable of sitting in a room with him? If so, Gauntlet Dark Legacy on the original Xbox. Good luck putting that together. If you wanna be a bit of a fag, you can get Gauntlet from 2014. It's up on steam for $20. It's not as good as Dark Legacy but should be okay.

You could also try kissing him.

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