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[–] whatisbestinlife 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

twist and tuck* you need that tight spot to keep the air out. also they dont express how we push the air out then spin the bread making a pretty tight seal good enough for fresh bread in 2-3 days

[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nor does this simple chart show appreciation for the lawful evil who keep miscreants out of the bread by utilizing a simple knot.

[–] PoopityScoopy 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

Neutral evils where it's at! Ain't nobody got time for a twist!

[–] whatisbestinlife 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

go make yourself useful, neutral evil before those more exalted than you decide the fate of your wretched life

[–] piratse 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Twist the bag first you fucking scum.

[–] fuckingmockies 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Likewise haha

[–] ToTheMoonAlice 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Chaotic Neutral, FTW.

[–] Whitworth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I honestly think most people are

[–] My_Name_is_Not_Sure 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Damn straight.

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

People use a "bottle hack" for closing bread bags?

They probably shouldn't have access to the sharp implements needed to cut the bottle.

[–] DeliciousOnions 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I think the author was just struggling to think of nine ways to seal a bag.

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

https://youtu.be/yW0XDN9Df-g

Apparently it's a thing.

[–] VitaloStarbucky 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

woke up this morning... sipped my soy latte... and HACKED my daily bread routine. thanks mashable!

[–] Firevine 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Bottle hack"? The fuck is that Buzzfeed tier shit? Life hack: Do all this retarded ass work if you just so happen to have a bottle lying around vs. just twist and tucking.

[–] gazillions 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm chaotic neutral. Please don't dox me.

[–] blackwithhiv 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

What if you don't believe in the Jewish food pyramid and don't eat bread?

[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This isn't about eating bread, it's about storing bread.

[–] blackwithhiv 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why the fuck would I store bread if I don't eat it? I don't have to make sandwiches like you do for your wife's boyfriend when he is over.

[–] GazeboCathedral 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't act like you don't feast on it.
rubs hands together
Ouch! my nose!

[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Without bread, life itself would be impossible. Even Jesus said.... "eat me".

[–] blackwithhiv 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If jesus could see how and what bread is made of today, he would do another one of those flipping table bits down in jewtropolis.

[–] smokratez 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Who the fuck eats bread? That shit's garbage.

[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He's right though. Especially that wonder bread crap. If you're gonna eat bread at least have some actual real "artisan" bread.

[–] blackwithhiv 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

amen

[–] Native 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

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[–] GazeboCathedral 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Mathew 26:26 While they were eating, Jesus took bread, spoke a blessing and broke it, and gave it to the disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is My body.”
Mathew 26:27 And thus smokratez said, "You fucking niggerfaggot gonna dun try an give me bread? Dat shit's garbage!"
Mathew 26:28 Jesus, with a weeping eye, threw himself upon his anti-muslim crusader blade. All other disciples announced, "Thanks smokratez, I guess?!"
Mathew 26:29 smokratez kicked a stone and walked over toward Judas.

[–] Crow_T_robocop 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why isn't using a twisty tie on here?

[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think it is considered the same as reusing the clip in lawful neutral. At least that’s my guess as I initially had the same question.

[–] ShinyVoater 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The bread I buy comes with a twist tie, so I'm pretty sure that was intended - assuming the author even knew about twist ties.

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