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[–] ArsCortica 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"If you want to get Mew, you have to beat the Elite Four twelve times while masturbating to a Slayer CD. Trust me, by dad works for Nintendo".

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[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

i beat my elite four twelve times a day anyways!

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[–] xileos ago 

Same here. It was boss just kicking their asses over and over again when I was a kid. Pretty much used a high-level Articuno exclusively. Swapped Alakazam in for the Ghost lady.