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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I pulled a NPC guy out of his car in GTA V and he yelled, 'I shit my pants!'

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ok that is funny shit

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[–] KKKake 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah... I was gonna say the Portal 2 fat jokes GladOS makes but the Trevor jump in GTA V where he's on a scooter yelling out "Scooter brother! where we goin today scooter brother!?" made me laugh. In reference to this video

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[–] csicskageci 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I laughed so hard in the first scene when Trevor introduced himself. Whoa. What a dude!

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[–] Tzitzimitl 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

goat simulator

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[–] Schreiber 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

^ this should be the top comment if such question is asked on voat because it's relevant.

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[–] RaiFighter 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Ha, I always kill that guy for his glasses.

In Skyrim, there's a Dark Brotherhood mission that gives you a bonus if you should kill your target undetected inside a city. Being a stealth archer, I sniped him and immediately necked an invisibility potion. The arrow didn't kill my target outright, though: He ran toward my position at full tilt, sword drawn... and proceeded to cut down poor Noster, who was begging maybe four feet away from me. Shit was hilarious.

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[–] Thrus2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I was playing Skyrim and traveling down the road just to the east of Whiterun and and horse comes jumping over the whole city of whiterun moving sideways lands on the path in front of me and then hops off again headed east he likely didn't land until he crossed that bridge where the bandits are the noble on his back didn't give a shit and was just along for the ride. Chuckle at another Skyrim glitch and start walking, suddenly along comes the noble's guard running cross country trying to catch up and that is when I lost it.

Slightly related a few friends and I had a game of Ark going and found a Stegosaurus in the top of a tree, despite being in the room playing lan I started using game chat to yell at the stego telling it this was not skyrim and it was not a mammoth so it should not be in a tree.

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[–] TheKobold 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Crusader Kings 2, Took a loan from the jews, promptly expelled the jews. Cackled merrily.

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[–] leaffur 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I always kill that guy. I'm the only one in the Mojave allowed to win at games of chance.

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[–] shin-kicked 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Getting drunk with the priest in kingdom come and hearing him ask a couple of wenches "who wants to come ring my bell?"

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[–] BeauDacious 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Kerbal. I still get a kick out of launching something that is going to explode. Aiming a rocket at 40K KM/HR right at the mun and not stopping. all sorts of shenanagins. surprising how fast things burn up when they get launched at the sun.

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[–] Malayar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Have you tried getting up to speed and executing a suicide burn to land after reaching the highest speed possible?

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[–] BeauDacious 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No. Wasn't aware of a max speed. Now I have a new thing to try this weekend.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When you have a drinking problem all kinds of shit in video games makes you laugh, but good luck remembering what it was

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