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[–] Gigan 2 points 101 points (+103|-2) ago 

Iirc Portal is a pretty short game. It takes about 3 hours to finish. And if you love portal so much how come you didn't finish it? No one would say that about their favorite movie.

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[–] dynamiteVacancy 1 points 49 points (+50|-1) ago 

"I'm not good at puzzle games, but the memes are funny so I hopped on the bandwagon, maybe bought the game, and never finished it because the gameplay bored me." - gamer gurl, probably

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[–] cyks 3 points 16 points (+19|-3) ago 

"Portal is my favorite Xbox game." -gamer grill

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[–] sorasura 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Yeah, it's a really short game. As someone who genuinely loves the game and has played through about a hundred times, I can finish it in about 45 minutes. Faster if I utilize some of the glitches like portal bumping, which she probably has no clue about.

That said, if she made that portal gun herself she deserves props for it. It doesn't look half bad

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That said, if she made that portal gun herself she deserves props for it. It doesn't look half bad

I doubt that somehow. It doesn't look homemade, and someone who couldn't be bothered finishing the game isn't likely to make a professional looking product like that.

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[–] Stoned 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

45?

I can finish in like 20 .-. Clearly I've played it too many times... I have over 20 hours

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[–] Spectral 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Shes probably as good as total biscuit is at the game lol. Probably couldnt finish it .

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[–] leaffur 4 points 3 points (+7|-4) ago 

God I hate that pompous cunt.

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[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It was too hard for her.

That's literally what it was.

She's not a problem solver.

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[–] user2033 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

Poor bastard got -27 for being absolutely right.

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Truth triggers.

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[–] Spectral 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yes and no. I've been posting controversial shit on purpose on reddit just to get a rise out of people and still my score just keeps rising, as long as you dont whinge about losing imaginary reddit points you will get upvotes and downvotes in any direction.

I've been banned from prob 20 subreds tho

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[–] spookybm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TRIGGERED<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<!

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

He'll be on voat soon

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[–] Gamio 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Thats the problem when you give a moron influence over someone else's comments. Gets worse when you find some real sad fucks don't realize its nothing but a popularity contest not a way to set someone's opinions straight, all you ever do is divide places into "its okay to say that here" echo chambers and then the echos just keep getting louder.

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[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yean He sniffed out that casual real good

What gave it away for me was the evidence of other hobbies besides video games

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[–] Fambida 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

How do you not finish portal?

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[–] cynoclast 1 points 29 points (+30|-1) ago 

Be female, mostly symmetrical, mostly healthy, and get free attention from horny dudes instead of playing video games.

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[–] Fuzzycrumpkin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Then they get pissed when you still want to play video games even while your with them.then all they do is nag. This is why I will only date women that are as addicted to them as I am.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

She looks like she knows plenty about cake.

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[–] muniea 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's probably the only thing she knows about portal because "lolololol the cake is a lie".

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[–] Wahaha 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

By never starting in the first place.

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[–] New_Iso 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The Real Question: The Post

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[–] lorlipone 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Not saying it's a good excuse, but a lot of those later levels were pretty fucking hard to figure out. Maybe she's just stupid.

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[–] hungir_strike 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That may be plausible. I figuratively went insane watching my brother play.

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[–] Namrok 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

When I introduced a girl I dated to Portal, she got permanently stuck as soon as the puzzles required any sort of reaction time. She'd never played an FPS before, and simply could not properly control the game quickly enough to shoot a portal while she was flying through the air from a previous portal.

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[–] lorlipone 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hand eye coordination takes time to develop.

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[–] Porphyrogennetos 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's what it is.

They were hard, but if you just took your time, you'd eventually solve it. It's patience really, not intelligence and she doesn't even have that.

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[–] 7147028? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Also, the physics with the ball projectiles bouncing off the Companion Cube aren't very forgiving of anything but a completely flat surface with your Companion Cube.

Not to mention the difficulty ensuring that you can keep bouncing from pedestal to pedestal in that "jumping down to fall up big platforms" room or the potential difficulty with getting the turret to fire and the cores to drop into the incinerator before the neurotoxin timer finishes.

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[–] cynoclast 2 points 13 points (+15|-2) ago 

Ridiculous. I got Portal before all the hype (that it earned) exploded. I played all the way through in one sitting because I wasn't expecting it to have such superb black humor.

I bet she didn't get past like three levels. Once you encounter the room where one of the subjects had written 'the cake is a lie' you can't stop.

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[–] Reggie000 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

IM FEMALE GIVE ME ATTENTION

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[–] Rummel 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Portal is like the shortest game ever.

I got the orange box the day it came out and beat portal within a few hours.

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[–] anoneko 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Play Prelude, that's Portal on hardmode.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Can't find any game called "Prelude". Only as a secondary title on Orion and something called Doorways that don't look very "Portally". Can you provide a link?

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[–] deanna 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I haven't finished the Witcher yet because I don't want it to be over.

-The better version of a girl gamer.

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