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[–] drakesdoom 0 points 92 points (+92|-0) ago 

BREAKING NEWS

This just in.

Feminists declare themselves no longer part of mankind. Legal experts split on if they still have human rights.

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[–] Goomich 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago  (edited ago)

#femxit

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[–] ThePolymath 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The pronunciation of that word confuses my brain. Fehm-zit? Femex-it?

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

No, but they have hu rights.

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[–] mispelledsomething 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So 2/5ths?

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[–] WhitedaWhite 0 points 92 points (+92|-0) ago 

"Man = the human race, human kind" - Merriam-Webster

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[–] YourDumbWhat 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

Quick, let's start a petition to boycott Merriam-Webster for using sexist definitions. Urban dictionary is the only dictionary you ever need anyhow.

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

While we're at it, let's start an awareness that "king size" beds are sexist too.

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[–] WhitedaWhite 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

Kek.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

the story vomit rank coming off jezebel is pure stoonch. Waterbug.

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[–] muffalettadiver 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"Woman = an adult female human being" in case anyone was wondering

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[–] common_sense 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Wow that's sexist. It only includes females?!

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[–] YRU2 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Le Mans

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[–] Bobo_Palermo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Portuguese woman o war

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[–] RedditisPropaganda25 ago 

Can we stop giving SJW cuck sites like Jizzabel attention

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 0 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago 

Someone help me find my eyes, they rolled out of their sockets.

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[–] 6100036? 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

I don't see them. They're probably lost like the author's testicles.

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[–] Goomich 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Have you checked author's gf/waifu's purse?

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[–] jasotastic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

/golfclap

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[–] Alpha_Machine 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They're with my sides.

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[–] WallingFortian 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

Why Isn't it Called No Woman's Sky?

Poetic license. It just sounds better without the extra syllable. Bang-bang-bang! Not bang-wobang-bang.

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[–] Gigan 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Wow, I just realized the title is a play on that saying.

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[–] m-p-3 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah but No Man's Land reminds them of Kill All Men, so they're alright with that.

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[–] WallingFortian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I grew up reading Al Jaffee's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.

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[–] primar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So, will they start protesting cops who say "We'll find the man who did this."?

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[–] oddjob 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It could also be called No Human's Sky, if you want to be actually equal, but that sounds just as retarded

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[–] BLUFALCON78 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

You're assuming I identify as a human, you scumbag.

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[–] ezralv 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well, if we're going to seriously answer a joke question, it's called 'No Man's Sky' as a reference to no man's land, the neutral territory between two opposing armies. It's meant to evoke an untamed, unaccounted for place.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why Isn't it Called No Woman's Sky?

Yeah, that's not going to trigger a bunch of tumblrites...

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[–] ilovepussy 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

I guess No Man's Sky will have to adjust their projections to account for the 31 actual subscribers to Jizzebel that won't be buying the game.

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[–] Foralltoosee ago 

Or just calmly sit back knowing that if someone is going to a Gawker site for a game review they would go to Kotaku, who did a review. This salty piece actually links to it, which I find funny as hell.

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[–] BottomLine 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No MAN'S sky, because perhaps it's a woman's sky. That didn't cross your simplistic minds, now did it, feminists?

I wouldn't even be suprised if women would have taken everything, including the sky, in the future.

Bur for now, leave it up to women to even want to compete with what men DON'T have. There's just no pleasing them.

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[–] TheMagicalElf 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Maybe the feminists divorced mankind and got the sky in the settlement.

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[–] weezkitty ago 

Don't forget the writers of Jezebel have basically zero logical thinking skills.

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[–] Troll 1 point 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

Because women don't give a shit about interstellar travel. They care about getting my dick. I thought this was common knowledge, especially among whores that write for Jezabel.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Dude, they maybe want your dick but..ahm...you don't give it to them do you?

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[–] FireForEffect 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Are you going to believe him when he says no?

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[–] Goomich 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At least they left Sean's shirt alone. I call it progress.

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[–] nuworldblue 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Well la-ti-da. So fucking progressive.

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