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[–] HerrThundercat 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

How arrogant of them to think that their service will last until 12/31/9999.

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[–] Fagtardicus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

its an unofficial permanent ban

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[–] jasotastic 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

My favorite part was that he apparently changed just the number at the end. Good stuff.

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[–] randomfuckingname 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I did the same thing with my VaginalMucus tag. They were like "Please change you name. We're getting complaints. I said" ok How about VaginalMucus69?"...banned.

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[–] Warden 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

It's new year's eve of 9999. nuckyoufigger61's descendants are "celebrating" the new year in the post-apocalyptic world that was left for them after then-president Edmund Clinton started World War 23 more than a hundred years before. They hear a ring in the basement. The dad decides to investigate. The noise is coming out of a big box that was hidden under several things. He brings it upstairs. The whole family is worried because the noise is unbearable. "What's in the box daddy?" the children ask. "We'll find out" says the father. He gets a crowbar he used to fight mutants in the Great Bostonian War. He pries it open with all his strength, the noise stops and a holy sound is heard. An Xbox 360 pops up. Everyone is taken aback because they don't know anything about this primitive technology. Under the console there's a paper. The father starts reading it:

To whom it may concern

hello and thank you for finding this box, I thought it'd be destroyed by now. My name is not important. What's important is the content of this box. You see, in 2012 I was banned from using Xbox 360's online service because of my offensive name. The ban lasted until the end of the year 9999, and by my calculations it's the year 10000. I'd appreciate it if you could hook it up to find out if the ban is still standing. My password is "4nd1m571ll5t4nd1n9_1988"

Thanks in advance, nuckyou.

The father looks straight in the eye of his wife, as she tells him "get the generator". They start booting it up, and every member of the family is expectant of what will happen. They login using the pass given to them in the paper, and as the home page is starting, they see the ban had been lifted. They see the guy's username and they all yell "oh my GOD, WHAT!? It's the year 10000 and bigoted racist shit like this still exists. Get John Roboliver over here so we can get our privilege checked after seeing such xenophobe stuff".

Fin.

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[–] Lake 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He scans over the paper and sees a sentence printed in small letters at the bottom that reads:

Warrant Void if this paper is removed.

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[–] twentyfive 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

we should ban people who what to to ban things

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[–] AverageAmerica 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

But....

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[–] Islamiscancer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

His gamertag is nuckyoufigger61. It's short and worth reading for a laugh.

Am I blind? Where does it show that?

Edit: Fuck me am i Blind. Its right fucking there

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[–] Lake 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It was actually 61 times. He started with nuckyoufigger1.

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[–] voatkick 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

BigNickDigger is one I used occasionally. If anyone ever complains, I'll put a tirade on social media about them discriminating against overweight physical laborers.

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