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[–] 3dk 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Kind of a failed attempt at satire.

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[–] SkepticalMartian 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

It's RPS. They're kind of a failed attempt at everything these days.

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[–] Frankensauce 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ouch

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[–] Vansen 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

'Here are 5 reasons why my 4 wheeled automobile is better than jogging.'

It literally blows my mind how people can be paid to write nonsensical articles. It's literally apples and oranges.

2) Demons don’t actually exist but World War One likely did

A criticism that most of the games media has hushed up is that Dark Souls 3 falls pretty short when it comes to realism. There’s no strong evidence for the existence of the Ashen One, and Lothric is still primarily considered to be mythical, with a huge lack of contemporaneous documentation. However, The First World War is now widely accepted by most historians as likely to have occurred, making Battlefield 1 offer significantly more realism and authentic vehicles.

3) Dark Souls 3 isn’t first-person

Battlefield 1 will very probably have first-person combat, while the Dark Souls 3 developers were only able to get as far as third.

I can sense some mocking overall - 'only able to get as far as third', but it just doesn't look good. These are the words of John Walker - the editor and co-director of Rock, Paper, Shotgun. I don't care what his salary is, but it's thanks to these comments, that he is getting whatever he is on.

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[–] ChillyHellion 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Psh, third person is just three times the person.

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[–] Majatek 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

As you have established that third person is just three times the person, if you have three people, it means you have two more than one - and three more than zero. Zero people make no noise, so if you want to be the best at stealth, have zero people in your stealth party/ninja clan. Additionally, if you subtract people, you're removing possible obstacles - so make sure to have a negative amount of people in your stealth party/ninja clan. This way there are no people involved to stop literally nobody.

The perfect plan.

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[–] Frankensauce 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This is what happens when its a slow news day. Which is nearly everyday in video games. Too many publications, too little publishers.

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[–] inzmovi 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

RPS - Rock Paper Shiposting

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[–] TonberrySupreme 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

3) Dark Souls 3 isn’t first-person Battlefield 1 will very probably have first-person combat, while the Dark Souls 3 developers were only able to get as far as third.

Come on, RPS, you know that's because the perspective matches up with the game number. Battlefield 1 is first-person, Dark Souls 3 is third-person, and I expect Final Fantasy XV to be in fifteenth-person.

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[–] chundernuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Rock Paper Shitgun with more quality games journalism.

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[–] Bobfish_Almighty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

1/ It's Rock, Paper, Shotgun

2/ Who gives a fuck? It's Rock, Paper, Shotgun

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[–] Retron 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Man, I'm two for two in two days of guessing the shit spewing from RPS is coming from John Walker.

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[–] 84626433832795028841 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

It has a nigger on the cover, the cucks from RPS like that.

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