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[–] Tb0n3 4 points 59 points (+63|-4) ago 

Not necessarily "vile" as 16 is the age of consent in many places. But it is an abuse of authority. Holy hell though, that is hilarious.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

If the circumstances were different, I'd fist-bump someone for thinking that up on the spot.

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[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The line has either made its way out of a porno, or is about to find its way into one

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[–] valk2 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I had to have permission from my HS sweethearts parents because when we started dating she was 14 and I was 16. When I turned 18 her parents asked her if we were having sex. She said yes. I wasn't there and we hadn't talked about it. They put her on the pill. They were okay with it. We had been together for almost 3 years at that point and they already had figured it out. I got very lucky. I could have been hauled into jail. Age of consent is 16 in the state I was in and you had to have parents permission.

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[–] xaric 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Similar story happened to my neighbor. He was 18, she was 16. Her parents hated him, and when they found out they were having sex, they waited until he was 19 and filed charges. He is now married to the girl, in their early 30's and have 4 kids. And he is also a registered sex offender. :(

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Age of consent is 16 in the state I was in and you had to have parents permission.

Although if you were under 18, that is rather unlikely. A 2 year age difference would be difficult to stand up in court unless the parents were venomously against it

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[–] ForgotMyName 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago 

Vile is right. Probably a common core teacher. He clearly did more than just stick it 45% of the way in.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Dude is British.

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[–] Totenglocke 4 points -2 points (+2|-4) ago 

It's only abuse of authority if he pressured her into it.

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[–] Tb0n3 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

lolno. If you're in a position of authority over somebody like a teacher it's absolutely wrong. It's a violation of trust.

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[–] weezkitty 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Being an authority figure (boss, teacher, police, parent, etc) kind of precludes "pressure" because of the power structure which makes pressure implicit

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

What's say we make this fraction... Improper.

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Except it wouldn't really be an improper fraction. 16/35 really is a "proper" fraction

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Bravo, headline writer.

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[–] luckyguy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Sometimes I think we should put people with low IQs down. Those people would not say what they said without seeing the irony if they didn't have the brain of a fried egg.

You can't tell them they are wrong in a way that will yield any good result becuase they are strata of intelegence too dumb to filter valid critisism from vitrial.

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[–] Dr_Andonuts 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The boy would be accused of rape!

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[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

math is hard, just tell me the answer

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[–] luckyguy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well if she can't do the math she'll have to earn her grade some other way.

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[–] SlimSpaceman 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

It's the same for both genders. If it's statutory rape, it's rape. If not, it might be abuse of authority. If that wasn't the case, it's just parents throwing a fit.

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[–] oedipusaurus_rex 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

this guy's read Infinite Jest.

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[–] BASH_SCRIPTS_FOR_YOU 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

we have to take the limit on the right side because theres a hole at 16

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[–] Optick 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Upvoated for the title

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