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[–] SmegmaDong 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago  (edited ago)

It's all good, all will be forgiven. Just say you're sorry next Sunday at church and put $20 in the pot when it gets passed around. Rinse and repeat.

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[–] NoRagrets 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

God: able to created a Universe but constantly in desperate need of donations.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's almost like religion is a scam to get stupid people to give you money...

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[–] 4622305? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Unless you become a single mother, then the next 10 generations of your lineage automatically go to hell.