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[–] TimberWolfAlpha 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
No threesomes with Jesus. got it.
[–] grlldcheese 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Well he acts real shy for the guy who showed up to the threesome with a crown of thorns and lash scars.
[–] Donbuster 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
I mean, he came twice already, I don't know if he has enough left in him. Maybe we could just cuddle.
[–] DylannStorm 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Holy shit BDSM Jesus..
[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The vibe I got was... no threesomes without Jesus
[–] SmegmaDong 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago (edited ago)
It's all good, all will be forgiven. Just say you're sorry next Sunday at church and put $20 in the pot when it gets passed around. Rinse and repeat.
[–] NoRagrets 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
God: able to created a Universe but constantly in desperate need of donations.
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's almost like religion is a scam to get stupid people to give you money...
[–] 4622305? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Unless you become a single mother, then the next 10 generations of your lineage automatically go to hell.
[–] Sikozen 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
OMG reminded me of this....
[–] Donbuster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Man those kids look inbread. Is it just me?
[–] Warden 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah I was about to say. Kid in the right looks like a retard.
[–] Ulluses ago
I want to know what's going on with the kids in the back, are they demons? What the fuck is up with those kids?
[–] 4619326? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I think I understand...
RAPING JESUS IS BAD. NO MEANS NO.
If you rape Jesus, he won't love you anymore.
[–] tcp 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Jesus has a way to shut the whole sex act down when he doesn't consent.
[–] greycloud ago
a lot of people like to think they are the jesus in this picture, they want to stop person A and animal B from having sex, or they want to stop person A and younger person B from having sex, or they want to stop person A and same gendered person B from having sex and the like. it doesn't matter if A and B consent, they won't accept that, they insist on being involved and having a say. these people are pushing themselves into the sex lives of others, and in a way are rapist C.
[–] LetItBurn ago
I have no idea why Christians follow the old testament. Christ was probably to difficult to understand.
[–] draaaak ago
Good one.