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[–] Kar98 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I was raging a bit on the idea of having to show up in person every damn Friday to pay their stupid fee... then I realized I'd be there anyway to pick up the kid. And people keep telling me I'd be such a good father.

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[–] EatingSteak 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Realizing I'd have to drive all over town every day anyway to pick up & drop off my idiot kids everywhere - and that this annoyance is just something I'd put up with every day anyway...

Fuck that. I'll take the condom.

Being an uncle is the best. You get to be a parent for like an hour or two every month. Prefect amount

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[–] Totenglocke ago 

I got a vasectomy when I was 29. Best decision ever.

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[–] Medwin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm sure you could write them a check monthly. This rule is probably for people that live check-to-check.

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[–] BRITTEACH 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds like a new form of birth control.

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[–] Predator 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Post natal abortion is real.

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[–] Capt_Rye 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Daycare is a serious racket.

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[–] skhin ago 

Fuck daycare, almost the price of my mortgage!

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[–] jeegte12 ago 

hey, if anyone has the ability to determine who good parents are, it's daycare

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[–] manapot ago 

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[–] GaystapoDefector 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Reminds me of the healthcare industrial complex. They start em early, don't they?