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[–] grom 1 points 51 points (+52|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone. He was crying.

I asked him, “Son, what are you doing up here all alone?”

He replied, with tears in his eyes, “My mum’s down there at the bottom. She fell!”

“That’s terrible!” I said. “And your dad?”

“He’s down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell, too!”

“That’s awful!” I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff.

And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him.

“Son, today just isn’t your day.”

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[–] VeryUnhappyTurtle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is the boy getting raped now?

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[–] cwdoogie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The raping took place about 15 seconds after the punchline.

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[–] grom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's a pretty large part of dark humour. The shock value of how far the comic, or in this case the joke, takes things and how they are willing to joke about such a thing.

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[–] 4289875? 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

What's the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne doesn't come on a boy's face till he's 13.

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[–] toobaditworks 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

What's the difference between a priest faggot pedophile and acne? FTFY

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[–] DishingShitLikeA 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lay off the sauce.

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[–] Leon_FURIOUS 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

So I was eating out my grandma the other day and I tasted horse semen, and I thought to myself:
"Is that how she died?"

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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I never knew one sentence could contain so much wrong.

Bravo!

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[–] Ryan8202 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This. Is. Just. So. Great.

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[–] klongtoey 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

we have a winner!

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[–] PhitPhil 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Going to post a few here:

Why did princess Diana cross the road?

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

Whats got 5 hands, 4 arms, 3 legs and 8 feet?

What do you call 2 lesbians on their periods?

Where does a General keep his armies?

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[–] Phuffu 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

the last is a classic!

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[–] lbruiser 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Finally some new ones!

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[–] Ioxvm 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Where does Hitler keep his armies?

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[–] ABastionOfFreeSpeech 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Dark humor is like food; some people just don't get it.

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[–] AddictedToBadIdeas 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What is the difference between a North Korean accent and a South Korean accent. South Korean sounds exactly like North Korean, just with food in your mouth.

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[–] etzefeck 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Cancer!

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[–] FuckReddit- 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Handjobs from mom?

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[–] RottenSausage 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What do you call an Ethiopian walking his dog? A vegetarian.

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[–] TheTrigger 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago 

Black history month.

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[–] PIcasso54 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

/thread

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[–] Memorexem 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago 

Are we talking dark as in morbid, or dark as in not pc?

Either way, for now: What do you get when you line up 3 Mexicans, one Asian, and four black guys?

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[–] TheTrigger 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

That was more cute than anything. Also,

Are we talking dark as in morbid, or dark as in not pc?

Yes.

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[–] Subtenko [S] 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

idk wat i was expecting tbh

and lol, niiiice xD

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[–] Plant_Boy 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Sherlock and Watson stumble into Baker St and proceed into Sherlock's lounge. The night is late and they are both weary from travelling.

Holmes turns to Watson and asks. "As you look about this room, what can you tell me?"

Watson looks around the room stacked with papers and books lit by moonlight drifting in the curtains. Watson replies, "I see the work of our struggle for information, the evidence that we have put immense effort into tracking down criminals and proving their guilt. I also see that we haven't stacked a fire yet and I will probably get on that for a cup of tea. Do you not agree, Holmes?"

"You are correct, Watson, however more fundamentally, I see someone has stolen our light bulb."

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[–] revofire 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

'Dark' humor.

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I slightly modified my joke from this one.

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[–] Phuffu 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ha!

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