Archived How I imagine the majority of Voat is going to be tonight (i.sli.mg)
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Archived How I imagine the majority of Voat is going to be tonight (i.sli.mg)
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[–] Dantalian ago (edited ago)
According to my SO, I'm going to drink half a fifth of vodka straight and then get cum blasted on my face right when the ball drops. It'll be like sperm fireworks. He's so damn sweet. He even bought the booze on his own dime, and he knows how much I love sperm for skincare reasons. He always takes time to offer whatever supply of it he's got. I hate being such an inconvenience because I am greedy...