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[–] oooooo 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

Screw? Triggered!

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[–] obsessedcrf 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Triggered? Triggered!

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

!? !!!!!!!

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[–] WaitingForHitler 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The word trigger is my trigger. Thanks asshole!

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[–] pissed 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Your comment is funnier than the joke. Thanks.

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[–] ShampocalypseWOW 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How many millennials does it take to gently encourage in a lightbulb?

Better?

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 2 points 28 points (+30|-2) ago 

Ten. Nine to blame Wall Street, Baby Boomers, and the government for letting the bulb burn out, and one to throw a tantrum until someone else changes it for them.

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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

BLM! BulbLivesMatter!

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[–] Eku6 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Trick question. A millennial does not screw lightbulbs. He tell other people to do it while educating them about their privileges.

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[–] ShinyVoater 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

As a millennial, I'm proud to say I change my own lightbulbs! Why, not too long ago, I even changed out the entire set twice because the new bulbs were oppressing me!

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[–] darkmuffin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

See, I just use the flashlight app on my iphone. It hooks up to my FB so I can do an instant status update when I turn it on. I was doing it before it was cool.

Light bulbs are so 20th century.

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[–] JJNova 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I made the change to Daylight lamps also... and it's weird. No matter how much I clean, everything looks dirty. My walls are that modern beige/off-white color and the daylight is just pissing me off. When I switch from CFL to LED, I wont make that mistake again.

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[–] jinks13 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

The problem there is, you're still proud you can do a simple task, it's just something that should be a given, you're not proud you can wipe your ass are you?

This is the same kinda thing. If anything you should be proud you lasted 2 hours with daylight bulbs ;-)

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[–] 0x4F 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Actually, screwing lightbulbs requires affirmative consent.

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[–] hunt_the_fatties 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Is this literally just the standard feminist joke with 'millennials' subbed in? Lazy goddamn old people.

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[–] Fuckmesilly [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ha, I suppose, he didn't say millennials specifically but that's the best word to use in its place.

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[–] whatthehelldamnguy 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

99.99% of millenials hate the sjw nonsense more than you.

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[–] maliblue 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can confirm, am one and feel this way. Mainly because I see a lot of them in college, and have witnessed (former) friends slowly descend into the depths of tumblr and SJWism.

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[–] whatthehelldamnguy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Same.

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[–] TheodoreKent 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None, the subsequent generations will have to take care of it.

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[–] Kerchak 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

This is the best response.

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[–] Capt_Rye 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

As a maintenance man I can say your wrong. It takes 3 people; the millennial to make the complaint, the office staff to take the call, and one maintenance guy to preform the simple task.

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[–] GoofyGrape 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

As someone who is not a maintenance man but appreciates what maintenance men do, thank you for your service.

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[–] Capt_Rye 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I said I was a maintenance man not an English major

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[–] GrimeBone 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but they will let you know it is the Millennials fault that it broke in the first place.

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