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[–] NassTee 1 points 122 points (+123|-1) ago 

The fat thing is just an excuse. He really just doesn't like women who are named after the sound of a doorbell.

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[–] 2face-Maze 1 points 33 points (+34|-1) ago 

Oh have your stupid upvoat.

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I thought it was called an upgoat?

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[–] Turbo_Sloth 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

He missed the opportunity to Ding Dong Ditch her

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ding Dongli.

Who's there?

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[–] myvoicefromhell 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hahaha! Nice!

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[–] insomniabob 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh god dammit.

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[–] jeegte12 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

"yes bitch, did you think I was joking"

[–] [deleted] 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

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[–] MCVoat 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

By the looks of it... twins!

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Jesus! Can't you tell?!? She was expecting that he would see her for her beautiful attitude and personality:-)

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[–] carlip 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago 

maybe its because she is 37 and reeks of despair...

[–] [deleted] 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

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[–] lexsird 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I don't think "pounce" is the right word in her case.

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[–] dannyduchamp 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Rekt

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[–] Turbo_Sloth 5 points 5 points (+10|-5) ago 

Lekt

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[–] Invisible32 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm going to allow this one because of Asians and the whole R/L thing, but the ones further down are just stupid.

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[–] ObscureReference 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I am guessing she is always positive no matter the adversity, and is the Korean version of born again Christian.

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[–] SilverBanana 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Korean version of born again Christian is born again christian, christianity is largest religious affiliation (29%).

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[–] ObscureReference 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think the Korean version has a bit more aspects of the church community, a lot less derp. Feel free to correct me.

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