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[–] cobiden 2 points 32 points (+34|-2) ago 

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[–] The_Green_Bastard 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

That's not a single mother, that is a fucking mental patient.

"You better be fucking out of my house when I get home from work today at 11 o'clock, cause if you're fucking in here, you're getting up and you're getting your fucking ass out of here!" What kind of threat is that? If you don't leave you're gonna have to leave!

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[–] Astrojardin 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Honestly the kid is better off being kicked out. Neither parent is providing a supportive environment and he will grow 10-fold on his own.

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[–] Primewill 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

and to think a few minutes later she grounds him for two weeks, and a couple of minutes after that she yells at him to get out of the house.

make your mind up mom.

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[–] DoomMantia 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's what happens when stupid immature teenagers have kids (it sounds like the mother must be around 35). I feel bad for the guy.

Also, the older guy saying "she's supported you for 16 years"... Of course she has, you dumbfuck, it's her obligation for having children. She should have used a condom if she didn't want to take care of a child. Now it's too late. Tough luck, asshole.

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[–] thattaps 6 points -2 points (+4|-6) ago 

A single mother IS a mental patient.

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[–] Pm-me-your-boobs 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago  (edited ago)

she's been taking care of you for over 16 years

As if taking care of your own kids is some kind of accomplishment. I hope he calls the cop on that bitch and her enabler asap

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[–] dodgesbullets 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's something terrible people resort to in order to emotionally manipulate children. My Aunt and grandmother both do this. They've literally tried to use the fact that they changed our diapers against us as adults.

My response was almost exactly the same as yours. What kind of an adult demands to be repaid for changing an infant's diaper?

In fact I've seen my aunt behave exactly like this. Its astounding and the police wouldn't do anything about it unless she physically struck her kids.

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[–] Jazsper 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Chris Rock had a good one about that exactly. People taking credit for shit they supposed to be doing.

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[–] thoughtpolice 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] The_Green_Bastard 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Jesus Christ. This kind of shit has to make everyone pro-choice.

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[–] Nationalist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit, I had a single mother as well and I can recognize so many of her comments.

They seem to have an obsession with how everyone else is playing "head games" with them and trying to control them. It's sad.

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[–] The_Cat 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Needs more JPG.

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[–] Shagoosty 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Are we stealing from 9 gag now?

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[–] WildThingSammiT 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Do we kongregate as well?

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[–] cynoclast 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This joke is older than 9gag's founders.

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[–] Angry_fapkin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Triggered.

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[–] cinderblock 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Holy fuck. How has that kid lived 16 years with that bat shit crazy woman?

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[–] Venom1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ah, that was savage :D

But whether you're a man or a woman, I do think some heated arguments can be avoided if each side took a timeout. I doubt there can be any resolution when all you have is loud shouting.

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[–] AbstractBuffalo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

On grandma, your posts always crack me up.

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[–] RedditDead2005-2015 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's funny because it's true. ;)

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