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[–] thewhitewizzard 9 points 5 points (+14|-9) ago 

Jokes like this, along with #yesallmen are the reason when my girlfriend was pregnant I was almost attacked by random strangers. My girlfriend is 4' 10" and dresses in the japanese style lolita. I had someone, when I was buying shoes for a business trip start swinging a high heel shoe at my head (it seemed like she was trying to gouge my eyes out).

But its funny when a girl says it . . .

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[–] Pantsuit 2 points 35 points (+37|-2) ago 

Saying jokes like this are the reason for the hyper-paranoia about pedophilia is equivalent to saying jokes about radical Islam are the reason for the hyper-paranoia around Islamic terrorists.

Just because a joke like this doesn't suit your sense of humor and the fact that you were practically assaulted by nosy people who jumped to conclusions doesn't mean there's anything wrong with jokes like this.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm 6'2" and once had a girlfriend that was 4'10 she dressed formal and we had the same problems you described.

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[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Edit your first three words to make more sense.

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[–] SilverBanana [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My ex was tiny and mistaken for 15 when she was 23. I was never attacked though.

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[–] IAmYourDad 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

kek