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[–] Jack_Frost 2 points 44 points (+46|-2) ago 

He totally deserved it.

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[–] PM_TITS_WITH_UR_BEER 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Rule No. 2 never be the first to pass out

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[–] Rotteuxx 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

This is the kind of stuff that makes a great wedding roast.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Mmm, roasted wedding...

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[–] IAmALiar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I would not invite them to the wedding

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[–] Captain_Tightpants 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

this is the kind of thing that makes people become blinded by hatred and rage.

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[–] syn0byte 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I would estimate he has some seriously solid bros if it took them "all night" to reach that point.

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[–] Fuck_SRS 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That is proof that his friends are awesome and he is a bitch

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[–] elfgoose 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Minor in Consumption. Now I'm imagining a teenager from the antebellum South suffering from Tuberculosis writing a letter 'Dearest Aunt Mable, as I write that I am in consumption. I fear I will not survive to see the summer. I beg that I may come to your home that I may take the waters...'

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[–] GoogleKnowsBest 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E?

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[–] DeliciousApples 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I would guess something along the lines of Minor Intoxication.

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[–] PlayThatFunkyMusic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This was that SBBH dude that read twilight aloud, isn't it?

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[–] Pisodeuorrior 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, it was nice of his friends to get that on his records for his entire fucking life

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[–] Bioreactor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Not if he stops talking about twilight it wont

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