Archived This mom bought a strawberry scented minion shampoo for her son. (merryfile.com)
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Archived This mom bought a strawberry scented minion shampoo for her son. (merryfile.com)
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[–] zippo 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
To̟̮̥̪͎ ̠̜͚̟̲ͅi͍̰͝n̖͖̝v̝̗o̵̮̹̜k̨͇͎̻ẹ͔͔̬͍̩͟ͅ ̗̩̤͖͓̳̬t̩̱͍̻̖̟h͚̼͇͕ͅe͍͚͚͙̦̺͢ ̲̫́h̬͇͎̮̱̖i͉̯̦̜̝̤̕ve͇̬̣̥͇͜-m̰̥̙͇̗͓̣i̸̭̗̻n͙̪̼̟d̫̭̻͟ ̗̩̤̞̦̻̠͠r̷͈͇͉e̡̻̲ͅp̴͙̜r̴̲̻͎̠̫̤ͅe̻̲̜͉̭s̠ͅen͙̲̲̠̤͝ͅt̸̝̪͖̼i̙͜ng̤͖͡ͅ ̷̙̳c̞̪̳̥͖̳̺͞h̖ao̤̰̠͎͕̩s̥̘̗.҉̜̝̼͚ ͏̩̤͍I͕nv̜̖o̙̟k̭͎̺̬̼i̺̭̬̻̺̟̠͟ng̬̤͙̳̞͕͡ ͍͖t̩̲̳͇̞h̳͖͚̮͢ḙ͓ ͚̗̝́f̗͍̝e͡e̸̺̬̫̦̯̘͔li̪n͚͓̯g͎͉̼͝ ̷̬o̳͎͇̫̩͕f̯̭͢ ̝̪͕͓͖͟c͘h̰͖͓̱̦͔a̜͖̪͈̩o͠s̜͘.͉͕̺̰ ̴͙͔͙̹W͖͝i̤͇t̝͈̣̗h̤̹͕ o͍͕̭̪̼u͕̙̪͈̪̩t͚̻ o̝̬͙̠̞͟r͔͕̘̗d̪̳e̴̥͚̬͈r̳.̙̠̣̞̗ ̬̭̱̫̫T̤͖̬͎̪̮̖h̸̩̝̜̙̞ͅe̵̼̻̟̭ ̵̦͚̫̺̼Ne̫̺̙̦z̴̯͉p̶̙͚e̖̫͍̞͝r͚̖̤̗di͏̜̘̣̗̰͇a̠̪̕n̹̠̝̝̜͕͖ ̼h̭̻i͓̤v̦͙͝e̶͔̟̹̥-̬͎m̢̗̣͓̝̭̼̫i̵͕̹̗̭n̴͉̘͖̯͖͈̘d̟̝̭̳̱ ͡o͕̥̻̯f͕ ̛͖̖̩̩̼c̸̮̲̠͓̺ͅh͕̭̩͚̀a̢͓̪̘̺̹o̸̼̪̪̠̜ͅs̝͓̭.͈̙̱̺͎ ͎̝Ẕ͡a̱͓͔̙͔͔͝l̥̮̝͚̻͢g̠̹͟o̺̭͇͞.͔̥̝͙̯͚̙ ̮̩̫̝͔̫̪H̼e̴̺̥̭͚̙ ̡̩̘w҉̥h͏̻̩̪̤̯o̶̲̝ ̨͓͖̭W̬̰a̡̞͖̩̣i̗̞̘͍̮͕̣͠t̴̥͇͖̜̻ș̵̼ͅ ̰͖͍͝ͅB̨͙͕̮̬ͅe̫͈̗̮̳̯ͅh͙̜̜̞̟͔͕͢in̜͕d̰̝̠̫̘ ̵̼̘̬̝̩͎Tḩ̜e̷̘͙̖͚̭ͅ ̢̤͓͈̰̩W̳͇̖a̶̲͈͔͇ḻ̶͉̙̥̠̜̟l̬̟͚.̱ ̙̰̠Z͙͘A̱̼L͈̙͘G̴̗̥̱O̸̩!̪̞͙͙͚͠
[–] awshidahak 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Zalgo hath laid destruction upon thine link
[–] zippo 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
F͕̥̖̼͈̼U͢CK҉͍̪S̵̟̗̼ ̶̤͇͉̞̻̺͇Ş͍͍͓̫Ḁ͝Ḵ̨̺͖ͅḚ͕͕
[–] bpg131313 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
TIL that Ebola smells like strawberries!
[–] SteveDC 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That minion has seen some shit...
[–] localbum 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'll turn him around next time. What can I say? I liked having an audience for once.
[–] stacylgage ago
Who the hell would buy strawberry soap for their son? i mean, the color alone would cause all the TNMT, He-man, etc this horror
[–] Gaterbate ago
Help...me...
[–] thebestintheworld ago
A metaphor of how the franchise was exploted
[–] NassTee ago
Do they all do that? Where can I get one?
[–] Sciencegirl 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I pretty sure I almost bought that exact one at Walmart last week, my kids opted for hello kitty instead. Her eyes have not bled to my knowledge. Kinda relieved i didn't buy the minion now.