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[–] magpul 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Black smelly nappy hair and weave is never sought to be touched by pretty blondes, except in niggerworld fantasy.
Its as rare or rarer than seeing a high school nigger reading a calculus text book
[–] Done_W_BS 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I'm sick and tired of the 100cc's ENTITLEMENT injections blacks get every day.
Monsters are being created.
[–] peacegnome 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Golems, but tomato/tomato.
[–] NorthSeaPagan 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago (edited ago)
I've literally never seen anyone want to touch nigger "hair," ever, the only women that would want to touch it are race-traitor mudsharks.
Just kill all fucking niggers (all blacks are niggers).
EDIT: To add to this, this is actually niggers projecting, niggers are obsessed (literally all of them) with cucking, raping, killing and destroying our (the White) race, most Whites (unless they are shitlibs) hate niggers and want them all dead and think they are disgusting monkeys.
[–] Motzfeldt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Even when I was a faggot anarchist I would still tell people "idk, I've just never been attracted to black people". There was nothing to it. I didn't think I was secretly racist or anything. I just knew I didn't find black people sexually attractive and nothing more, nothing less.
Now, I completely understand why I never have and never will find blacks attractive. It's amazing how much your perspective can change. I was a faggot anarcho-communist for years, so convinced I was unwavering in my beliefs that I almost got a tattoo of some anarchist crap (I was a young college cuck). Thank fuck I didn't. Now, I love Hitler.
[–] kishind 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's natural for whites, especially high IQ whites, to feel as though there is something deeply wrong about this culture. That's because we're not living inside our own culture: it's a jewish culture, not a white one. We reject this alien monster because it's not familiar, it's not "of our family." We don't understand why, we simply understand this is wrong. This is not a culture made in my image, or in the image of people like me.
The information we are exposed to determines how we channel that dis-ease. Some become communists, some anarchists, some libertarians, some conspiracy researchers, some become crit race theorists, and are found in all combinations. Each of us crafts our own story about why things are so wrong. But we all understand that they are.
And for everyone, every villain in everyone's minds is either a jew, or financed by one. Across the whole spectrum.
Ever hear that old story about blind men describing an elephant by its parts? Same thing, except in the real world there's a guy who keeps telling all of them it's an elephant, and they call him an anti-pachydermite and try to shut him out of the conversation.
[–] Nukeisrael ago
Some become fascists or natsocs because they are based and redpilled.
[–] Nukeisrael ago
It’s normal not to be attracted to other species dude. Even with massive propaganda 24/7 white women still hate niggers. All mudshark shit is literally just from porn and TV.
https://analyseeconomique.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/richard-d-fuerle-erectus-walks-amongst-us.pdf
[–] TheSecretShakespeare ago
"And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know."
-- The Noble Wolf
[–] illuminalto2 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Rich friend lived on golf course when I was a kid.
We used to joke that walking barefoot on the greens felt like black people's hair.
We probably got major tumors from walking barefoot on chemically grown grass, but damnit was it worth it.
[–] Warnos44 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Essiac tea.
[–] illuminalto2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
What's this now?
Looked it up. Noice!
Thank you!
Best place to order?
[–] Mt_Wannahockaloogie ago
That a fancy term for "nigger hair"?
[–] stbelmont ago
You're not even kidding about the tumors. My mom used to say, if one more person dies of cancer on this street I'm going to have an investigation. Then the dog died of cancer, then my mom. No we never needed to buy golf balls; we'd just get them from our back yard.
We had a shrub fence with a golf cart sized hole in it.
[–] illuminalto2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Sorry to hear it sir.
That shit aint no joke. Imagine these rich folks think they're living the life but they are actually accelerating their own demise by touching chemicals all over their shoes, balls, clubs, towels, breathing it in as some cooks off in the sun, catching a facefull of irrigation mist in your eyes/face orifices on a daily basis.
Nobody thinks that far into it. The maintenance guys will tell you that they spray it down after so it goes into the soil, but it doesnt.
Many places use a compound of liquid and slower time release pods that just sit on the surface and then ooze their contents on the top.
Slow kill is a beyotch.
Cheers!
[–] H3r0n 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I have long hair and I’ve had every race of woman approach me often telling me how beautiful my hair is and asking if they could touch it.
Want to know which races ask before they tried touching it and which ones don’t ask at all?
Age doesn’t matter when it comes to certain races either.
It’s fucking weird, but I do like when attractive women show interest.
I’ve never asked to touch a persons hair, that’s weird
[–] InClownWorldSellPnut 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Correct.
[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
More like:
[–] kishind 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What, that niggers have hair? They don't. It's wool.
That's why they weave the hair of chinese people into their wool, to imitate humans.