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[–] poopdawg15 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
I noticed there hasn't been as much stuff like this on the front page of voat lately. Always do wonder if voat is becoming watered down.
[–] shitface9000 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
maybe you should stop wondering, and contribute more quality content.
[–] Nowhiteguilt22 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Holocaust denial bitchute channel is full of this type of stuff. But it is banned in most of Europe.
I haven’t found a free and easy way To view that channel in the Uk.
[–] TripleZ ago
You can't use a VPN and route through a country that allows it?
[–] Nukeisrael 3 points 4 points 7 points (+7|-3) ago
Yeah it’s people who fall for red vs blue goy games upvoting cope posts about how blumpf is gonna destroy the deep state any day now!
[–] shitface9000 ago
yeah all those doomer fags promoting the destruction of the great state of israel are fucking with our game
[–] NoseSubversion ago
We aren’t as watered down as 4chan. Holy fucking shills Batman!!
[–] The_Dogfck 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
"Is there anybody here that would shoot at a McDonalds because their order wasnt right?"
nogs nodding 😂
[–] SporadicX2 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's my favorite part.
[–] ToOnMaN 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
"Insert father here". Fucking priceless.
[–] SporadicX2 [S] 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
https://archive.is/uOCM0
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3013645/Michigan-woman-guilty-shooting-McDonald-s-bacon-left-burger-twice-24-hours.html
A woman has been found guilty of shooting up a McDonald's after bacon was left off her burger twice in 24 hours.
[–] SporadicX2 [S] 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
https://bitchute.com/channel/black-crimes-matter
https://gab.com/BlackCrimesMatter
https://lbry.tv/$/invite/@BCM:7
https://t.me/BlackCrimes
https://worldtruthvideos.org/@BlackCrimesMatter
https://archive.org/details/@black_crimes_matter
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
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im finding this one hard to deal with. im not a nigger.
but god help you if you take my bacon away from me.
this seems like its is a post designed to humanise their behaviour. instead of 'DAT DAMN BITCH DERE DUN SIDE LOOK AT ME NIGGA' (clearly unaccepable behaviour you cant excuse) it became 'Well i was ordering some comistable from my local refreshment establishment and was twice deprived of a staple of my diet, unfortunately the proprietor of that establishment was not willing to discuss the matter so i popped a cap in his ass' (mmmmmmmmmmmmm....... bitch done left the fuckin bacon off my burger not once but twice... thats pushing shit...)
speaking of which that carls jnr place just opened up around the corner from me yesterday might have to check it out for lunch tomorrow...
[–] racistbadger 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
don't get food from a nigger-run fast food place. if you're on the west coast, get In-n-Out. I can vouch that they hire mostly whites. if not you're better off making burgers at home
[–] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE ago
Don't eat that garbage
[–] RabbiRabbit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
One of your best edits bruv.
[–] SporadicX2 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thank you, I've learned a lot of new editing tricks through practice.
[–] antiracistMetal 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Hilarious.
[–] itsALWAYStheBANKERS 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Hahaha good quality matrrial5
[–] voacoal 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
God bless the creators of videos like these. Really bring a smile to my face and give me a good laugh to start my day off right.
[–] SporadicX2 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thank you for the kind words. They motivate me to continue making content.
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Didn't target anyboy" "wasn't mad at anybody"-
So why shoot then? your wannabe ecuse makes it actually worse.
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Da gun juss went off"
Right...sure... Guns just "go off" for no reason. That's exactly what the retards want people to believe when they tell you "guns are too dangerous."
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well guns do go off pretty easily these days with all those modern cartridges and chambers that can shoot calibers not native to the gun aslong they are ruoghly the same size.
Back in the day you had to keep your powder dry, pour it, cloth, lead ball, stomp it, have the motoric skills to put the primer on.
All of this took what 20-30 sec even for trained and disciplined soliders? No way a nigger of her retarded level could concnetrate that long on a single task.