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[–] Chris_Mitch_Lazlo 1 point 18 points 19 points (+19|-1) ago
(((They))) did this exact thing. They made computers easy like TV so even a monkey can use them. Today these computers are called "smartphones".
However they can't do everything a computer used to be able to do, they were dumbed down. Now they are basically interactive TV's that spy on you and track you.
This nigger would call them "sail foams" because niggers are too lazy to speak correctly. They also gave these lazy niggers "good jobs" where they do nothing but fuck around on their sail foam all day & still get paid. Like the niggers shoes & cars, these sail foams are also a status symbol. While they may live in a rat-infested ghetto, they are sure to have a nice fancy newly released "computer" to use to buy crack...
[–] con77 1 point 15 points 16 points (+16|-1) ago
cant read or do basic math. Its someone elses fault
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Or basic economics: If they were easy to use then no one would pay anyone much to use them.
[–] AttackHelicopter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The bitch of it is that this is exactly why they can't comprehend that they're the ones failing at life due to their own ineptitude.
[–] Ken_bingo2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't think you fully appreciate just how stupid this nigger is. It can't do simple reasoning. That is lower level than even basic math.
[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Whites are their gods.
[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Never gets old. One of my personal favourites. On a par with the bantu minister in South Africa who said the drought is the fault of the Apartheid government because they built the dams too big.
[–] HeavyBrain 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Did heard that one yet, I still like "we don't need farmers our food comes from [big super market chain]" apperantly it was satire set up by some magazine but you just know something like that actually was said at some point.
[–] cantaloupe6 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It actually was said, no joke.
[–] CognitiveDissident5 ago
Zuma also once said "we don't care how bad the exchange rate is because we pay for everything in Rands".
[–] GreasyCaveman 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They made basketballs hard to use for white people, so we can't be millionaires for playing with balls.
[–] DOCornelius 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Basketball was actually created by a white guy named James Naismith.
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So was football and tennis and basically almost every sport.
Whites faild to come up with chess, when even chinks had their own version, but I wonder what sport did Africa come up with (Egypt doesn't count)
[–] GreasyCaveman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's sad I have to explain I was joking.
[–] InClownWorldSellPnut 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"You horrible peanut hocker don't you know those poor ghetto children can't afford computers!"
Bitch you can be a word class programmer with a 50 bucks worth of mothballed junk.
[–] Fetalpig 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
When your stumped by a power button.
[–] Get_Stronger 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
can't fix stupidity
aka genetics