[–] Anam 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

With eyes like that, anyone she actually did hit could be said to have been struck by crossfire.

[–] Warnos44 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nice one.

[–] SilentByAssociation 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Woman shoots AT man 17 times. They all missed. She didn't shoot him once.

That's what you get when you take CNN to Brazil.

[–] Plavonica 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's what you get with diversity hires.

[–] Battlefat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Left-handed, right-eye dominant

Someone get this future X-man to an Appleseed

[–] Phantom42 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm uh... I'm actually that way. It's fucking stupid. It's like I'm fucking "double southpaw". Flipped, then flipped again because FUCK YOU.

I've heard laser eye can change that however. May look into it before things get bad.

[–] Killnigs3 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

make sure you get a good doctor for the laser eye surgery they can fuck your eyes just as easily

[–] AlpineSDP 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

this kind of mental disability explains a lot about you

[–] madmardigan 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

She probably didn't factor in the curve.

[–] heywoodnj 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

She also chipped a tooth sucking off a bedpost by accident.

[–] SOGWAP 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why did she shoot? Dude walked by and being a smart ass said in his best new York accent " wadda you lookin at".

[–] newoldwave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How did she shoot him 17 times but never hit the target?

[–] NoseSubversion ago 

She shot at the one on the left instead of the right.

[–] shitface9000 ago 

She was aiming behind him.

[–] JTMTL ago 

They have at least one staff with a sense of humor left in the building.

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