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[–] SonOfRobin 1 point 49 points (+50|-1) ago 

I'm still nervous about hanging around people with neck tattoos. It is one of the largest red flags for bad decision making. I might not get a latte.

[–] JastheMace 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Bingo, guy would mess up your foam flower, bastard!

[–] SonOfRobin 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

OMG I didn't think of the foam flower. I was more worried that he might not know that you should wash your hands after fingering your asshole.

[–] clubberlang 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is this a sexual position for millenials i didn't know about?

[–] MarauderShields 3 points 7 points (+10|-3) ago 

Getting a latte is a major red flag for faggotry.

[–] RightWay 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

real chads drink homemade unfiltered black coffee, dark roast of course. minimal sugar and minimal milk

[–] non_compete 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I used to work retail security... every time I saw one (or a female for that matter) I knew they'd be walking out with something or trying....

[–] Bigz_Sarducci ago 

What about neckbeards?