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[–] TheGook 4 points 30 points 34 points (+34|-4) ago
Festivus is jewish.
[–] Tallest_Skil 4 points 9 points 13 points (+13|-4) ago
Came here to comment on that. Absolutely disgusting.
[–] godamn 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How f and g is this?
[–] tomdogg [S] 9 points 5 points 14 points (+14|-9) ago
You guys are fucking retarded. It’s a running joke we have had for 20 years.
[–] areyoumygaffer 2 points 15 points 17 points (+17|-2) ago
a running joke based on seinfeld.
[–] Angelique 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Festivus is just another Gentile idea stolen by jews to exploit for shekels. It was actually the invention of an Irish-American, Daniel O'keefe, who was a long time editor of Reader's Digest. His son, Dan O'Keefe, was a writer on Seinfeld and his brother mentioned Festivus to some of the producers at a Seinfeld cast party and they grilled the younger O'Keefe on it and he begrudgingly helped write in into the show. The actual history and practice of Festivus is much more clever, sincere and funnier than the knockoff jewish version.
[–] mudbear ago
thats exactly what i was thinking
[–] [deleted] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
[–] Hektik 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
last time white people were at war, they
A: (Germany) almost took over the god damn world ... twice
B: (USA/Germany) Split the ATOM and made True Scale War basically a thing of the past.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Sad.
True scale war was pretty much mankind's oldest sport. No wonder society is spazzing out!
[–] jimibulgin ago
B: hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but sit down and listen. you are on voat, so I know this won't be your first redpill, but nuclear weapons are just another jews fable (((einstein, teller, oppenheimer))). Hiroshima and Nagasaki were firebombed, just like Toyko, Osaka, Kure, and Dresden.
A runaway chain reaction causes a meltdown, not an explosion.
[–] Nukeisrael 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Uhhhhh history isn’t 70 years old. Ever hear of the aryans?
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The who now?
[–] Inquisitioner 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Good job! I'm guessing the whiners in the other comments are LARPers because I don't see them building anything, let alone healthy white families.
[–] lord_nougat ago
I built a turd-henge.
[–] Acerphoon 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
I appreciate the effort, but why do you talk like a soyboy retard? No offense.
[–] tomdogg [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What is soy about what I said.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Dunno, just don't take offense!!
[–] squiremarcus ago
Haha you posted good news and every commenter here is taking the piss.
Sorry you didn't get the reaction you wanted mate
[–] MomsDontMakeGoodDads 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Festivus? They're either fucking retards, or this shit is fake.
[–] tomdogg [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I guess it’s fucking retards then.
[–] oriondc ago
Fake. Dems and atheists say festivus.
[–] Infearmal ago
Weirdest boner in a while.
[–] yewotm8 ago
The war you're talking about will happen way before that child is old enough to fight in it.
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[–] SigniferLux ago
Low effort commiekike posting.
[–] Allergic2JuicesTrick ago
How in the fuck did I meet the commiekike posting level by saying I'm not going to subject my blood to the sand nigger invaders? Are you trying some 4D level nigger loving tactics here? If you are, you're failing, Kamala. If not and you're just some other brain dead white nigger then I'm sorry for typing these few sentences that have triggered you so much, faggot.
[–] Infearmal ago
What in the fuck.