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[–] Phantom42 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
You could take it back to '44 and ensure the Panzer divisions are on the coasts at key locations where we landed, or you could do the right thing and take it back to '41, tell Japan not to fuck with the US, tell the German command staff to listen to Uncle Adolf and charge for the Caucasus for the oil reserves rather than political targets like Leningrad and Moscow.
Then ask Adolf for a tour of all the high-tech facilities so I can finally see that anti-grav engine....
ANYWAY, you can do that and win the war.
Or you can go back to 1933 and tell Hitler the future so he can react accordingly, then jump on across the channel and off Churchill so the warmongering dolt wouldn't be in charge.
[–] RogerByam ago
These are some great “what if’s”.
Mine would be to advise a defensive war against the USSR. A lot easier and cheaper to defend, and those divisions could be used in Africa and the Middle East to get oil.
[–] Phantom42 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You couldn't have won a defensive war against the USSR. They had more than enough conscripts and factories to win a war of attrition. That's why Barbarossa happened in the first place, it was a pre-emptive strike against an enemy some say were merely a few months away from attacking. Seizing all that land away from the Soviets fucked their air production and other munitions, but the Sovvies had been panic-building factories in the Urals in an attempt to prevent all of their favtory capability from being lost.