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[–] nosejobsforequality 1 point 15 points 16 points (+16|-1) ago
they want 1945... we need to take it back a few years further. remember, for a few years in the late 30s and early 40s jews actually had to do work for the only time in their history.
[–] jimibulgin 2 points 19 points 21 points (+21|-2) ago
before 1912 when they sunk the Titanic to ensure the creation of the FED to ensure US involvement in WWI to ensure the creation of the State of Israel.
[–] Helena73 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
There have got to be easier ways to assasinate people. Come on!
[–] ChosenUndead [S] 2 points 5 points 7 points (+7|-2) ago
Agreed. By 1945 the war was lost. Take it back to early 1944 and ensure the coasts of France are fully prepared for the (((allied))) invasion and ensure Rommel is in France not Africa.
[–] Phantom42 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
You could take it back to '44 and ensure the Panzer divisions are on the coasts at key locations where we landed, or you could do the right thing and take it back to '41, tell Japan not to fuck with the US, tell the German command staff to listen to Uncle Adolf and charge for the Caucasus for the oil reserves rather than political targets like Leningrad and Moscow.
Then ask Adolf for a tour of all the high-tech facilities so I can finally see that anti-grav engine....
ANYWAY, you can do that and win the war.
Or you can go back to 1933 and tell Hitler the future so he can react accordingly, then jump on across the channel and off Churchill so the warmongering dolt wouldn't be in charge.
[–] Doglegwarrior 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Jesus christ I couldnt sleep last night and then when I did I had dreams and borderline visions basicaly making me think we are truly living in the matrix! it waa fucking weird because ive been going to sleep early and easy with no issues then bam last night didnt sleep till 4 am and has these weird dreams feelings... something doesnt seem real about this entire time period. the covid1984 biden and all his bullshit. blm antifa. it is insane
[–] Helena73 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
I dreamed peoples arms and legs screwed on and off and were interchangeable. Basically your standard 2020 subconcious attempt to make heads or tails of our waking daymare.
[–] BlackGrapeDrank 2 points 7 points 9 points (+9|-2) ago
jews.exe
lol. we will reset the timing chip and allocate processor priority to Hitler.exe.
[–] beardedtiger 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Is that Adam Schiff?
[–] newoldwave ago
yes
[–] A_Punkass_Bitch 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
honestly the trannies are bad but most americans will be like who cares, but now with the lockdowns they are really disrupting regular americans lives and that is waking many normies up
[–] ArielQflip 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Way to close to REALITY!
[–] burl_pin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
reset to 1912
[–] JastheMace 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Heck 1860 even. The attack on our rights was started by Lincoln and his Martial Law of 1861.
[–] Wahaha ago
Try 1712.
[–] bloodguard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I want flying cars in this new reality we're resetting to. Make it happen, lizard man!
[–] newoldwave ago
People cause enough havoc with regular cars moving in two dimentions, let alone three.