[–] chirogonemd 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is one of the funniest formats I've seen. So many possibilities. I hope it catches. Like Jesus is almost handicapped by being naive and the white man has to explain a bunch of shit to him about the world because we actually have to live with these animals. "Christ, you don't know what its like out there. Listen, here's the thing..." White man is smoking a cigarette and waving it around with all his animated hand gestures.

[–] Splooge 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I hope it catches.

This format/image is ancient. /b/tards were using it in like the early 2000's.

[–] chirogonemd 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Shit, I wasn't ready for meme culture in the early 2000s. I was still in middle school trying to figure out girls and what my dick was all about.

[–] superspathi 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Mostly peaceful deplaning.

[–] LettItBurn 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Jesus Christ: "Mel, you have to forgive your enemies."

MG: "But Jesus, these communists want to erase your name from history. They mock you. One of them, a jew, a female comedian said, on live TV, that if she was given the chance again, she'd damn right kill you again." (and the Christian audience laughed and clapped)

Jesus Christ: "Mel Colmcille Gerard Gibson... FIRE UP THE ROTORS!"

[–] OandAPartyRock 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I got sidetracked here.

Jim Caviezel’s performance in that movie might have been the best ever caught on film. It was a once-in-a-lifetime moment for him, and I don’t mean that to insult him. He’s a very good actor, but that was the one of the greatest performances I’ve ever seen. Easily the most underrated.

That he never got the credit he deserved tells you everything you need to know about Hollywood.

They think that Pacino yelling and screaming and Robert De Niro playing the exact same damn character in every movie is what acting is all about.

[–] MikeyMo123 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 


Oscar-worthy acting right there.

[–] QueensNewYorkGuy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

“THEY AREN’T PEOPLE!!”—-Anthony Cumia

[–] Drenki 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

they aren't people, they are property of the state

[–] DontBeRacist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We need to call them helicopters of love, and then we can convince everyone that it's loving our enemies.

[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Unplanned skydive.

[–] DontBeRacist ago 

Parachutes are racist!

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[–] BadBoyBubby ago 

"so they take the headless chicken and spin it around"

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