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[–] Deplorablepoetry 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I knocked-up my girlfriend and her boobs just kept on getting bigger and bigger and bigger and one day we were out shopping and when she reached to open the door her shirt blew open, popped a button.. some dude noticed and his eyes popped out of his head “WOW” ..she had really nice bazookas so couldn’t get angry with him staring.

She is embarrassed because her brazier is showing and her shirt is stressed to the maximum (hence the shopping). I fixed the situation by pulling the stud earring out of my ear, clasped her shirt together again.

I never did put that earring back in, the hole closed over, true story.