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[–] LittleTony 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
It’d be funny if it werent true
[–] An0m4ly 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Well, it's not complete. The real goal is getting us comfortable with genetic manipulation to create chimeras with uh.... "supernatural" powers. That's right... you think all these "superhero" movies are coincidence? The "gods" of the ancient world are making a comeback, and this is how it starts
[–] MrBrizola 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
That doesn't sound like the worst ending if everyone gets powers, assuming we aren't just mutt retards being ruled by super powered god like jews, flying around but still with the curls and the hats. Oh god...
[–] Biomass 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Who isn't comfortable with genetic manipulation that grants super powers? That sounds amazing. No pedophilia required. Seems like such an illogical extra step.
[–] Im_Steve 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Who is saying that fucking kids is ok? Other than nambla?
[–] LittleTony ago
Well if you were following the new bill which senator wiener of California passed, you’d know who was okay with it.
[–] SDem ago
The ones who should have a gun to their head
[–] NoseSubversion ago
Exactly!!
[–] smokratez 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
Op is a jew trying to normalize it and mock you at the same time.
[–] LycanChoke [S] ago
Idk why losers like you keep trying to insult me by saying I’m a kike?
Are you confused, little buddy?
Baby need a bubba?
[–] selpai 1 point 15 points 16 points (+16|-1) ago
From someone who was once always on the other side of the "slippery slope" debate... I was wrong. Completely, unequivocally wrong.
[–] newfag322 ago
Lol I had a discussion with a woman about abortion and she said it was a slippery slope of we were to stop people from getting abortion. Oh no, the horror that women may be required to not be whores is such a terrible slippery slope. I just threw back at her how many millions of children have been aborted since Roe v. Wade. She had no response, I think she may have for just a second considered that she was on the wrong side of the slippery slope argument before relapsing into her normal state of ignorance.
[–] Warnos44 ago
They dumped a shit ton of effort into convincing everyone it was a fallacy.
[–] lord_nougat ago
Wtf. You slipped upward!
[–] CustardsLastStand 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
And then one day, for no reason at all, Hitler was voted into power.
[–] fundie 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
And then one day, for no reason at all, God rained fire from heaven and wiped humanity from the face of the planet.
[–] Smokybubbles ago
Fantasy. There is no evidence for the existence of any gods or devils, and certainly no evidence they have any "powers". But "have faith", ignorant god faggot.
[–] Sedatedinsomniac ago
Confession: the darker side of me secretly hopes this happens sooner than later.
[–] curiouserdude ago
... and because he loved war and thought Germans were invincible super men, he completely destroyed his country. The whole thing was likely planned that way.
[–] jimibulgin ago
Hitler was not voted into power. Educate yourself before spewing stupid shit on the internet.
The NSDAP was 'voted in to power' in the German Parliament with 37% of the seats in 1933. But Adolf Hitler was appointed chancellor.
[–] Babadookk ago
wasnt trump supposed to be our hitler?
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] ReadPastHeadlines 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Maybe according to twitter
[–] jimibulgin ago
Still might be... but he's old.
[–] Warnos44 ago
He is. He's doing just like Adolph. Getting things ready for the kikes to go home.
[–] Target_Renegade 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
That's an amazing .gif. It's now my Gab banner.
[–] SeanShadilay 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I keep saying this to the cucks on Reddit acting like the pedophile movie on Netflix just came out of no where; and that decades of Bernays style propaganda normalizing faggots and every other kind of perversion hasn’t led us here. The worst part is that the water has just been turned up a little more and the worst is yet to come.
[–] BasedWolf 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Because low IQ leftists can't think ahead at all. If you can't prove how two faggots getting married directly and immediately causes every kid in the world to be raped simultaneously, they'll say there's no problem at all. Leftists have absolutely no critical thinking skills, pattern recognition capabilities, or genuine awareness of the world around them.
[–] jackfraser 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Here’s where I draw a distinction between leftists (who ostensibly do care about their variety of organized social order, at least, historically) vs liberals (who care only about themselves as individuals). Totalitarian liberalism exalts the individual to the exclusion of everything else; this is why sexual orientations are so important to these people and why we can literally destroy society just so some degenerate fuck can not only feel a prostate orgasm, but also demand you support his right to do so on pain of losing your livelihood.
The age old liberal catchphrase of “my rights end where yours begin” leaves the community and the civilization as a whole out of the equation.
Liberals don’t need to think ahead. It is their right as hedonists to live in the moment, to spend on credit, to leave the consequences to later. “Society” - whatever that is after they destroy it - should pay for their houses, their food, their internet, and their orgasms.
Who is going to build the houses, grow the food, run the internet, and make them cum? Well, it’s not going to be them, it’s going to be a massive influx of immigrants here to pay the bills for us in exchange for letting them take our country over. It’s a really good deal for them, genetically, for the long run; and we have incentivized it incredibly. They just have to survive the fall of our civilization so that their new one can rise in its place. It shouldn’t be too hard, since they have big families and know how to live on beans and rice, while we have no kids and starve to death while somehow also being obese on hundreds of dollars a month of grocery store product.
The cult of the individual is to blame for this. We aren’t a society anymore because we stopped doing all the things that made us one, and just have cargo cult, institutionalized replacements for the critical ones. I wonder why.
[–] Maroonsaint ago
Patterns
[–] FildoDaggins 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One of the lizards that founded netflix and currently ceo, Marc Bernays Randolph, is a descendant of Bernays and Freud. Small world.
[–] Hard_Right_Jay ago
The worst part about it is - in five years, all of these people who oppose it now will defend it. They'll believe whatever the "proper" thing is to believe, never questioning anything for themselves. Never putting their foot down and saying, "this ends now."
If we lose, the time is coming where you'll be called a bigot for not letting the pedophiles at your children. What Epstein did in the shadows, they will do in public.
[–] clubberlang 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
(((the)))y just either passed or submitted a law in California to normalize grooming of boys 10 years or older. The girls are next.
[–] SpreeFeech 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
So no one is going to turn up the brightness and tell me what the las tow squares say?
[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Beastiality is empowering
Necrophiliacs have feelings too
[–] SpreeFeech 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
lol. Thanks
[–] RoryBellowsLives 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I don't see how either of those is worse than pedophilia being accepted.
[–] o0shad0o 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is missing the next step.
Human sacrifice.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I suppose the last purple one is: "Human sacrifice is a choice, not a child."
[–] rumorhazard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Good meme anon. Well done.