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[–] Y8goKTH959VCLKty8xIz 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

What actually happened here? I heard some nigger shot themselves

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[–] Splooge 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

That’s exactly what happened. Some nig decided to take its rifle off safe and popped off a few rounds into itself and others nearby on “accident.”

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[–] DontBeRacist 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

A large gathering of niggers... obviously niggers are going to shoot each other.

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[–] CIA-AgentGuadeloupe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

According to our data, they're exceptionally good at shooting themselves.

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[–] Y8goKTH959VCLKty8xIz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did you know in beanerland Guadeloupe is a female name?

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[–] con77 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Im surprised they didnt get in a huge gunfight with each other

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[–] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I hate to say it, because we shouldn't let these guys have the streets, but it's fucking dangerous to be out when large groups of armed nigs are running around.

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[–] con77 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

make it dangerous for them

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[–] Bravo1XRay 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Especially ones lacking basic fundamentals as Trigger Finger" Discipline. 👀

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[–] cantaloupe6 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Need a drone with speakers playing battle noises for inspiration

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[–] Luis_Sphincta 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Take your pick.

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=7Wf0yKzpGAY

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=QGKiC2suCHQ

Get down, get down, get down, get down... (No retard, hit the deck, somebody's given the animals live ammo!)

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[–] kreepyasskraker 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lol who could have guessed that niggers would even manage to fuck up being threatening? It's almost like they can't do even that without being complete failures. Maybe the shooter felt so compelled to kill other blacks he shot himself?

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[–] Splooge 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don’t worry, fellas, I’m okay.

The tendie (it was just one, slathered in honey BBQ sauce) only lodged in my throat for a moment, but a nice big swig of Mountain Dew washed it down fine. (((Wikipedia))) is just reporting it as a casualty so the enemy’s defeat doesn’t seem as crushing.

Besides, if I were really in danger of choking to death, my mom is a nurse. It was her day off and she was doing my laundry nearby at the time and would’ve resuscitated me with no issue.

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[–] Warnos44 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Can we hang out and your mom do my laundry too?

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[–] Splooge 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Okay but you have to bring your own controller and headset.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Technically, a casualty can mean either killed or injured. It is a term used to avoid rookie numbers.

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[–] Splooge 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I mean, about a half hour later when I got up to order another pizza I stubbed my toe on a Lego.

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[–] theHare 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I wanna know what this tendie is.

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[–] Splooge 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] PA-2-VT 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Take a knee!

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[–] Rival67 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I moment of silence for anon and his tendie. He's died laughing for the truth.

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[–] psilocyb 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Jesus H fucking Christ. I searched for articles just to make sure this wasn't fake. And it's actually fucking real. These baboons are brain dead. God save the United States

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[–] CheeBooga 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

ah ah ah fuck. 10/10

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