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[–] Scene_Stealer 6 points 40 points (+46|-6) ago 

How about you just be honest with guys and stop giving your gender a bad name?

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[–] shutupdonny [S] 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Wow - I didn't realize I was giving half the world's population a bad name by doing this... am I giving women a bad name when I get a B on a Chemistry test too? or when all I do all day is watch chick flicks and eat way too much chinese takeout? or is it just when I interact with men? what about at the grocery store? This is just silly.  

And when men are sleazy/rude/creepy/douchey/dumb/uninteresting/assholeish/terrible dancers/have bad breath/any other negative attribute, out at bars or anywhere else, I do NOT see them as representative of their gender either.

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[–] WillyPeteNoDonuts 4 points 3 points (+7|-4) ago 

If I found out a chick lied to me to April fools her brother I would just have respect for her patience.

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[–] eggnogg 5 points 2 points (+7|-5) ago 

Meh, it's harmless fun. I do it to girls all the time.

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[–] TelescopiumHerscheli 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Do we actually know the OP's gender? I couldn't work it out.

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[–] ElectricCube 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Wrong subverse. This isn't actually funny. It's very disheartening for guys when this happens. What's wrong with just being honest and telling them you're not interested?

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[–] shutupdonny [S] 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Valid question. Nothing's wrong with it except the vast majority of the time it does not work. I'm not ripping on men, because I think drunk women can be just as stubborn, but a common scenario is I say something like, "No thank you. It was nice to meet you though, and maybe I'll see you around." I begin to walk away but they follow me or grab my wrist and say something like, "Oh come on baby, why you gotta be like that? Give me a chance, blah blah blah." It's rather uncomfortable, and easily avoided and made more humorous by just giving them a wrong number. Most of them probably won't remember me anyway, or will just remember me vaguely as a female they wanted to sleep with.

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Then call the police.

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[–] Summit651 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So funny! I know you're getting flack, but really I don't think that many men you meet at the bar are going to be heart broken. I'm sure they just move on the the next number they got that night. ;)

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[–] Vhaine 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You're a terrible person. Stop being an asshole and just fess up to the fact your not interested.

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[–] shutupdonny [S] 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Terrible: yes; because of this: hell no.

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[–] meliorist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You must be really hot. I hope you feel real good about yourself.

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[–] thegreatsatan 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Once, I gave a girl my number with one number off by accident. Weeks later, I ran into her, at which point she accused me of doing this. My advice? Do this on purpose. Then, if you accidentally encounter them again somehow, you have an excuse. Of course, this would allow them to eventually deduce your number by process of elimination. So, I suggest that in this hypothetical scenario, you just say a bunch of racist/homophobic/xenophobic/hydrophobic statements so that you scare him/her/them? off. desperate times call for desperate measures

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[–] Klaxon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hydrophobic? As in, you have rabies? Bold move.

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[–] Drenki 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

or is joke and you no get the funny

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[–] thegreatsatan 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Xenophobia, racism, sexism et al. require a rabid temperament, I've found.

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] Klaxon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why do you feel compelled to lie to strangers? Have any of the random guys struck up a friendship with your brother, thus winning your heart in a bold, yet funny and romantic way? Have you sold the movie rights to this story yet? Is it out in theaters?