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[–] Deplorablepoetry 8 points -7 points 1 point (+1|-8) ago
She was seaside sittin', just a smokin' and a drinkin' on ringside
On top of the world, oh, yeah
She had her drink in her hand she had her toes in the sand and whoa,
What a beautiful girl, ah, yeah
What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit of money can turn your head around
Creatures from the sea with the look to me like she'd like to fool around
What a snappy little mammy gonna keep her pappy happy
And accompany me to the ends of the earth, ah, yeah that't what I said
Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
All I need is a beautiful girl
Ah, yeah beautiful girls
Well, I'm a bum in the sun and I'm having fun
And I know you know I got no special plans (special plans)
All the bills are paid I got it made in the shade
And all I nee, nee, need is the woman
What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit of money can turn your head around
Creatures from the sea with the looks to me like she'd like to fool around
Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
All I need is a beautiful girl
Ah, yeah beautiful girls (woo come this way)
Sit down right here
Oh, la la
Think I've got it now
Now, I'm a seaside sittin', just a smokin' and a drinkin'
I'm ringside, on top of the world (top of the world)
I got a drink in my hand I got my toes in the sand
All I need is a beautiful girl (beautiful girl)
Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
All I need is a beautiful girl
Ah, yeah beautiful girls (I ain't lyin' to you nothin' else I need)
Ah, yeah beautiful girls sit yourself on down
Ah, yeah beautiful girls
Ah, yeah beautiful girls
Ah, yeah beautiful girls (come here baby, come here)
Ah, yeah beautiful girls (what's your name, honey?)
Ah, yeah beautiful girls (what's your hey, hey, where you goin'?
Ah, yeah beautiful girls (hey, hey wait a minute, wait a min oh)
Ah, yeah beautiful girls (I love'em I need 'em)
Ah, yeah beautiful girls (can't do without 'em, no)
Ah, yeah beautiful girls (woo, woo)
Ah, yeah beautiful girls
Ah, yeah beautiful girls
VAN HALEN
[–] Asshole-Casserole ago
Love some VH!