[–] bobdole9 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

I thought "I'm tired" was the go-to excuse. Either way, Clara is already in the hay.

[–] AntiMason 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Tired, head ache, stomach ache, etc.

[–] Moln0014 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Threatening of divorce

[–] rejectedfromreddit 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Time for a roll

[–] blackguard19 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I don’t get it.

[–] Torqueness 0 points 97 points (+97|-0) ago 

It's a play on the old stereotype that wives develop "headaches" (a euphemism for a reluctance to engage in intercourse with their husbands) whenever their husbands are in an amorous mood. This meme suggests that the wives feel threatened by the arrival of this buxom wench, the implication being that the wives believe that if they don't provide sex for their husbands, the guys will seek out Clara for the satisfaction of their urges.

[–] AR47 14 points 20 points (+34|-14) ago 

Goddamn you sound like Mark Zuckerberg with that explanation.

[–] Torqueness 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

My CPU is a learning computer. I have detailed files on memes.

[–] blackguard19 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ah, ok, good explanation.

[–] kingE 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is basically like explainxkcd.

[–] KikesOnTrikes 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

You need to gain abundance mentality then.

[–] Gimmedatt 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Women that have husband's with tiny dicks say they have a headache whenever the husband wants to bang.

[–] Smokybubbles 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

It's OK. Spongebob is on at 7.

[–] blackguard19 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sick burn!

[–] NoseSubversion 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She is definitely a healer. I had an issue with an enlarged member between my legs. First she made it disappear, then started writhing around looking up at the sky and chanting “ooh” and “ahh” to her Gods. Then after that, I was back to normal.

Would definitely recommend. 5/5 stars!!

[–] DeliberatelyNosier 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Oh? Headaches mysteriously disappearing like that sounds like witchcraft.


[–] Atkho 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

She probably uses runes for written language too. Damn witches and their magic spelling.

[–] Phantom42 ago 

And shoot the whore...

[–] BulletStopper 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Competition in the marketplace will do that. My wife one told me that her mother's only advice to her before our wedding was, "If you want a long, happy marriage, keep his stomach full, and his balls empty." This July, we'll have been married 36 years and raised six kids. My MIL was one of the nicest people I know, raised eight kids and never divorced. A good, simple recipe that works.

[–] andrew_jackson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

married 36 years and raised six kids


[–] Ashtraykenazi 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This was expertly shit-posted

[–] corewarrior 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Had to show this to my wife, she got a good laugh out of it.

[–] Totally-Not-A-Troll 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I was hoping she could do something for my "headache".

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