[–] Lylox 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

New Goat getting to the bottom of the unlikely oven conspiracy.

"See? No jews."

[–] ListerOfSmeg888 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"yup, glass doors, and gaps everywhere, standard Nazi gas chamber"

[–] HolePunch 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

"get in faggot, we'er gonna make Auschwitz great again"

[–] NoseSubversion 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

He was excited the oven door wasn’t made of wood.

[–] Bill_Nyc 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

he was checking for air leaks around the oven gasket

[–] ch3f4554551n 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That's a big oven!!! I wonder how long it would take an Austrian pastry chef to bake 6 million 1" cookies in that oven?

[–] Pubiclouse 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If Cookie Moster ate 1000 cookies a day how long would it take until Cookie Monster eats 6 Million cookies?

16.438 years at 1000 cookies a day. But how many jews were getting cremated every day? None of what the tribe says and wants me to believe is all poppycock!

[–] Maersk 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Omg..That is awesome.

That oven killed the extra 2.5 million at auchewitz, I swear

[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He was excited, thinking it was time to gas the jews.

[–] rndmvar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pappy, the gas line is all good. Bring in the jews!

[–] Tyrone_Tha_Stunna 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It was real...

...in my mind

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