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[–] GoyimNose_1948 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fossil fuel is a misnomer. The oil from the ground is actually from organic plant matter compressed and heated for a long time to break down into crude hydrocarbons. If it was from dinosaurs we would have run out of oil a long time ago, as there has been and always will be more plant life then motive life on Earth.
Now, I don't know where you heard that we evolved from dino cells, but more likely we came from the mammals of that time. Gators/crocs as well as sharks haven't changed much besides their smaller size, but that could be a testament on how well they were built back then and today for survival. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Also, the fact they are smaller, they require less resources for them to survive when resources became depleted during the mass extinction events.
Yes there are dozens of Christian bibles, due to effective proselytizing. You know, in a way, it seems like religion "evolves" to survive in it's location and time period. That's how you get depictions of Asian Jesus in Asia.
While I still disagree with there being evidence of God all around me, regardless, the truth and fact will make themselves clear when I die. But it would be nice if it came earlier.
[–] 24495402? 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
My point with the dinocells, if dinosaurs were completely wiped out by a comet/asteroid, how did humans survive? Did they come from the dead cells of dinos or mammals? Or did somehow mammals survive the extinction event. The dinosaur canon just has to many holes in it, where is the giant asteroid hole? Is it in the ocean somewhere? maybe..
Religions don't just evolve, they come from a universal truth, sure theres bullshit in them, but theres also specs of gold. The fact that we have an asian Jesus, a black jesus, hell even an Egyptian like jesus all existing while the cultures kept to themselves...The world thousands of years ago is not what it is today, there was no globohomo and the nations kept to their own. Yet we have religious figures all across the globe that share common themes and ideas. You have been taught and trained to ignore your senses and feelings, this is why you do not witness god because you have closed your eye to him.