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[–] Eualos 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Never fails to make me laugh
[–] YipYapTipTop 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I had forgotten about the line at the end. Classic.
[–] Eualos 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I'm a prostitute!
[–] BillNye_TheSoyGoy 2 points 18 points 20 points (+20|-2) ago
White trash = Niggers.
At least white trash are reasonable.
[–] masterone 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
she was very polite
[–] 24355713? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I rather live in a neighborhood of white trash than with niggers
[–] i_scream_trucks 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago (edited ago)
A-fucking-men brother. White trash are worse niggers than niggers, because the white niggers were born with the natural advantage of.... not being niggers in the first place but somewhere along the line chose the path of porchmonkey and went on the dole instead.
No sympathy. Cut em off, let me have all the crack they like but ban emergency services from attending overdose callouts (fuck the fucking dog cunt who forced fire-fighters to respond to junkies if they're closest) and the only response in a hospital emergency ward to a fucking junkie wigging out should be half a dozen security officers throwing them out of a first floor window.
We let those junkie cunts die in the streets and leave them there to rot for a few days normies who otherwise would have been tempted by the really nasty fucken narcotics a) see what happens when you OD, B) realise no one gives a fucking shit about your NON VICTIM junkie ass (you chose to take that shit youre no victim) and C) no one is going to rescue your retarded overdosing ass, you watch how many dealers go out of business because everyone sees exactly where your life is going.
[–] jackfraser ago
I used to agree, but what happens instead is they congregate in some shitty part of town, which then becomes worse and worse, needles and trash everywhere, etc.
Then you get brave generous stupid souls who want to fix this, and in turn set up various benevolent groups to fund and clean and perpetuate the problem, making it possible for these people to hang on for their next rock, their next dose.
Then eventually you get people clamouring for decriminalizing it because they’re tired of the court system being overwhelmed with useless druggies that we can’t just stuff in jail for some reason (probably too expensive, or the laws on the books aren’t strong enough to put them away for long for minor possession even if they do it again and again).
Then you get a drug Mecca in your city and nothing can be done about it because it’s not even a crime anymore.
Cutting them off will just result in this cycle repeating as long as you still have new generations of good people being born who want to help their neighborhoods. Call it pathological altruism; we want to help. It’s not our fault that the help mechanisms we reach for don’t actually work.
The cycle needs to be broken.
The cycle comes from the desire to not be here, not be sober, not be in pain, not be bored and unhappy. Drugs “fix” that in a visceral and instant way that nothing else can or will. They make existence tolerable for people who otherwise find it intolerable.
Any real solution is going to have to look at alternatives for people like that, since there are clearly millions of them and the problem exists across all races.
Alternate drugs that don’t destroy your life? LSD and MDMA?
Build new city-like mass dwellings specifically for these people, well away from any of us? Coventry?
[–] Locked_Account 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
There's an episode from the 80's or 90's... they pull over this paranoid schitzo guy that rambles off about a 5 minute diatribe about conspiracies, CIA and mind control.... would love to find that clip.
[–] Mind_Games 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"paranoid schitzo" sure sounds like " conspiracy theorist" doesn't it.
Remember the "Jim" character from the t.v. show Taxi ? (or am I just dating myself)
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
haha Christopher Lloyd is a legend
[–] lucabrasi 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I remember that one. He sounded pretty sane but trailed off a bit probably from the meds. He was probably more right than we know. MK Ultra student at it's finest
[–] Frankenblock 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
"I don't sell crack, im a" what?
[–] parnellsUprising [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Protitoot mothafucka
[–] puggy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Do what you love and you'll never work a day
[–] Frankenblock 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good grief.
[–] i_scream_trucks ago
"DON YOU CUM ROWN HEYA DISRESPEDDIN MA CHAAL"
[–] Had 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Best laugh I've had in days. Thanks brother.
[–] chemlord11 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's funny don't disrespect this house I don't sell crack I'm a street walker......she thinks that's respectable?
[–] rejectedfromreddit 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Remember people buy drugs are ciminals. People who sell drugs are criminals.
People who pay for sex are criminals. People who sell sex are... Oppressed, or something, they're the victims, don't you see?!
[–] crazy_eyes ago
what if caffeine was made illegal? imagine how many criminals you could arrest then!
[–] rejectedfromreddit ago
Isn't that what Prohibition (and most of the modern War on Drugs™) was about?
[–] mehwah 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
see how important cops are to ensuring legitimate business can be carried on and contracts respected?