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[–] 1626340? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Diamond beats everything on Earth.
[–] fancypantsmanface 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Except fire. Fire beats Diamond every time.
[–] MaleGoddess 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Diamonds are truly worthless. The only reason they're so expensive is because the Jews control the diamond industry.
Basically, if I owned every single Babe Ruth baseball card in existence, I could set whatever price I wanted for them because there is a demand for them.
DeBeers created the demand for diamonds back in the 40s and 50s.
Just so you don't think I'm making shit up, here's some links
http://www.israelidiamond.co.il/english/news.aspx?boneid=2524&objid=10240
http://blog.hubspot.com/marketing/diamond-de-beers-marketing-campaign
https://youtu.be/N5kWu1ifBGU
But wait, there's alternatives to diamonds that look just as good as diamonds. CZ has been given a bad name as a "fake diamond", but really, many people cannot tell the difference unless taken to a jeweler to be tested. Also, Moisonite, a synthetic diamond simulant, is almost as hard as diamond, and sometimes more brilliant, but 1/4 the price.
Of course, make sure your girl is on board with having a stone that isn't diamond. Explain to her that there's no way to tell if a diamond is a conflict diamond or not, and why you don't want to contribute to the industry.
If a girl only wants a diamond ring, then she's not worth it.
[–] SiWofos ago
Except household tools: