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[–] beijingsteamer 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
My first reaction was way to set women back being focused on an Mrs Degree (instead) of a bs/ba/etc degree. But, honestly, this is the time where women can choose what they want. And if one wants a college degree and the other wants to be a wife, so be it. You better pursue happiness if you want it because not one gets out of life alive.
[–] fatpeoplesuck 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
That is until they become a single mother. With no skills working a minimum wage job with no prospects in life.
[–] chakan2 3 points 10 points 13 points (+13|-3) ago
Oh, no, they are married...they get whatever they want in the divorce...those bitches aren't working another day in their lives.
[–] MaleGoddess 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Uhmmmmm.... Single mother with automatic payments every month for the next 18 years.
The way divorce laws are now, the woman has an 86% chance of getting custody and child support payments.
There's no incentive for a woman to remain married these days. Once she pops out that baby, she's got a meal ticket for the next 18 years. If she sticks around long enough for 2 kids, that dude is fucked. Or, she could do like my ex-wife did, have kids from multiple ex-husbands and not even have to get a full time job.
[–] D0M ago
What's the issue if that's what they want?
[–] dbag2070 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago (edited ago)
Hahahahaha.. It's funny cause it's true :)
[–] motoguy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A.k.a "I don't want to to work for shit, I just want my life paid for".
It would be nice if it was like the 50's and 60's where women who truly wanted to be wives were actually committed to the household and the family, but those days are long gone.
[–] ShampocalypseWOW 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sheeeit, these days that degree is probably going to be worthless anyway.
[–] Spotddawg 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Alimony trumps salary.
[–] curl 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
If you want to become a so-called housewife then you sure as hell better become a super liberal, because otherwise your political policy will drive you right into the workforce. How many one breadwinner households exists these days? I'm the only one I know supporting a wife. Besides, she'll get married later if she wants.
[–] fancypantsmanface ago
If it helps I'm not even married and we have no kids but I'm the sole bread winner. Kinda like the situation though. I take care of the money and she takes care of the rest.
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[–] QuackMonkey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I feel like there's a Mormon joke somewhere here.
[–] 1626340? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Diamond beats everything on Earth.
[–] fancypantsmanface 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Except fire. Fire beats Diamond every time.
[–] MaleGoddess 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Diamonds are truly worthless. The only reason they're so expensive is because the Jews control the diamond industry.
Basically, if I owned every single Babe Ruth baseball card in existence, I could set whatever price I wanted for them because there is a demand for them.
DeBeers created the demand for diamonds back in the 40s and 50s.
Just so you don't think I'm making shit up, here's some links
http://www.israelidiamond.co.il/english/news.aspx?boneid=2524&objid=10240
http://blog.hubspot.com/marketing/diamond-de-beers-marketing-campaign
https://youtu.be/N5kWu1ifBGU
But wait, there's alternatives to diamonds that look just as good as diamonds. CZ has been given a bad name as a "fake diamond", but really, many people cannot tell the difference unless taken to a jeweler to be tested. Also, Moisonite, a synthetic diamond simulant, is almost as hard as diamond, and sometimes more brilliant, but 1/4 the price.
Of course, make sure your girl is on board with having a stone that isn't diamond. Explain to her that there's no way to tell if a diamond is a conflict diamond or not, and why you don't want to contribute to the industry.
If a girl only wants a diamond ring, then she's not worth it.
[–] SiWofos ago
Except household tools:
[–] tconwk ago
Getting married to one of these chicks in college.. what a mistake. MGTOW
[–] aileron_ron ago
Go to collage to find your future sugar daddy.
[–] MOTIF ago (edited ago)
This picture pretty much depicts how people feel when every facebook friend starts getting engaged.