Archived Congratulations to Anderson Cooper and his boyfriend on the adoption of a young child (files.catbox.moe)
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Archived Congratulations to Anderson Cooper and his boyfriend on the adoption of a young child (files.catbox.moe)
submitted ago by dv1155
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[–] Mogumbo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Prolly gunna groom him into the deep state
[–] curomo ago
It's subtle, but the opening sentence gives away the pedos. Is the child shiny or the bike? The wording was intentionally ambiguous. The correct English phrasing would have been "a child's shiny bike", but they deliberately put the adjectives out if order so you'd think of the child as the shiny object.