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[–] Moonlightequalibrium 2 points 36 points (+38|-2) ago 

Had to use a whore to promote whatever product they're trying to sell. She's the type that would pour a quart of oil in the washer fluid reservoir.

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[–] Splooge [S] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Something tells me you’ve actually seen this happen. My God, I can only imagine the fallout from that.

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[–] Moonlightequalibrium 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I've seen coolant in the washer bottle too. And a Jeep with 75000 miles with no oil change, cause "I didn't think new cars needed oil changes"

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[–] Patranon1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Works way better than rainex. almost as good as injecting bleach. To disinfect your windshield of course.

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[–] lanre 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I had one ruin their new car because somehow they drove it without oil in the engine.

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[–] TheSeer 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

She's the kind to change your blinker fluid.

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[–] Shotinthedark 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

I'd let her change my blinker fluid.

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[–] Gunk 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Perfect. I'm low on orange and red.

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[–] fuck_reddits_feefees 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

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[–] SparklingWiggle 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

She has a very high pain tolerance but the tip control is next level.

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[–] ThenThatMouth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Owwwwwwwwwww.

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[–] Nigsby_Noggin 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Yes, but she could suck it back out again.

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[–] Moonlightequalibrium 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nah, she's probably one of those "women empowered" type bitches. "I don't need help"

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 4 points 14 points (+18|-4) ago 

>Using a monkey wrench to work on your car

>Sitting on top of the engine while working in the engine compartment

>Somehow propping the hood up at like a 90 degree angle while you work in the engine compartment

>Working in the engine compartment without a shop light

>the hat bothers me too for some reason

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[–] Jiggggg 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

the hat bothers me too for some reason

Me too. And the loose hair. No sane person would start working on their car with hair flowing all over the place

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[–] antiliberalsociety 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Perfectly clean white tank top

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[–] xenochrist15 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's a purple Houston Astros hat. Purple and not their orange and blue because Houston is known for it's "lean" (hydrocodine syrup) ghetto culture. That's my best guess.

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[–] InClownWorldSellPnut 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Shhhh dude, you're ruining it! I think she's gonna sit on my face... I mean the alternators face! ... Uhhh.

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[–] puggy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

never seen a mechanic sit in that open crotch position

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[–] Phantom42 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

She's just asserting her dominance over the vehicle, but she doesn't have a dick and isn't T-posing so it doesn't work.

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[–] Fodder01 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

What a moron, using a crescent when clearly that hose is metric

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[–] MuhTriggersGuise 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did she even degauss it first?

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[–] Caliope 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Well, ok, maybe she was just holding that hose in position then remove the clamp and suck on it to produce a good vacuum.

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[–] 23587633? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Optimistically. Indeed not all of us have a full spread of automotive tools and have to make do with what we have.

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[–] Broc_Lia ago 

And she was spreading her legs over the engine like that to give them a good stretch.

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[–] Atkho 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

She's doing it right. Her job is to look hot.

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[–] Jiggggg 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

The wrench is bad, yes... but the first thing I notice in this picture is ridiculous pose.

It's a car, low to the ground and easily accessible. Yet she is ... what? Spread eagle with her leg across the car so she has to reach down between her legs? Is she sitting on the engine??

I replaced the ignition coils and spark plugs in my truck recently and I can assure you that I didn't SIT ON THE FUCKIN ENGINE WHILE I WAS WORKING ON IT

sigh

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[–] Rellik88 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

The only time I sat in an engine bay. Was to change the sparkplugs on a 80's suburban that was lifted.

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[–] 23588155? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I tried finding a similar post to this; that not long ago, I couldn't go online without seeing. This dumb bitch with pink hair, with an impact on a BRAKE ROTOR. I searched Instafag under "#cargirl", and nothing. So, I tried "#womanmechanic", and HO-ly fuck, these cunts are dumb.

I mean, I already knew that, but Jesus fucking shit. First of all, "woman" mechanic. Because you HAVE to specify you have a CAR, and some TOOLS. ...But you're a GIRL?! It's "empowering," right?

And the pictures. Jesus fuck, the pictures. All similar to this. Perfect makeup, whore shorts, tits hanging out, not a spec of grease or dirt on them. All while holding a ratchet woooooowwww.

Don't be discouraged; however, because there are REAL women mechanics there, not just dumb models. You know this because they're sure to take a selfie in front of a car, or wearing a shirt with a shop's name on it. That's how you know they know their stuff. Women can be better than men at vehicle repairs, and don't you forget it, you MALE SCUM.

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[–] Totally-Not-A-Troll 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I agree. We have an auto parts store in a nearby town. The women behind the counter know what they are talking about. (No, they don't look like this model either.)

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[–] Tech_A 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

These car thots are total cringe. I don't wear makeup at work. I tie my hair in a bun. I've never had my nails done. 12 years of dealership work and you know what I'm known for? Doing my fucking job right! It feels good to be judged by the quality of your work.

Also, fuck social media. Never once had an account or posted a pic of me anywhere. These bitches are pathetic and dumb.

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[–] BARBARA_ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Who hurt you?

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[–] 23592108? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mostly my dad.

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[–] thebearfromstartrack 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

Girls are dumb.

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