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[–] Warden 4 points 128 points (+132|-4) ago 

Offense management? Offense MANagement?! A man eye-raped me yesterday in the bus to my gender studies class, and men in general are now my trigger. After seeing the image I passed out and had foam coming out of my mouth for 5 minutes until my cat found me and gave me my pills (he does things like that daily, like helping me with the cleaning around the house.

If you don't take this picture down I'll report you to the mods. #offended #triggered

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[–] HighlandValley 0 points 70 points (+70|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm irrationally bothered by your parenthesis not being closed.

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[–] v 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

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There, closed "it for you.

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[–] Warden 4 points 39 points (+43|-4) ago  (edited ago)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking cis-scum? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Gender studies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4Chin and cishets like you, and I have over 300 confirmed headmates. I am trained in women warfare and I’m the top poster in the entire tumblr SJW forces. You are nothing to me but just another white male. I will wipe you the fuck out with oppression claims the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over voat*? Think again, cis scum. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of warriors across tumblr and twitter and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, privileged male. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can doxx you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my legbeard. Not only am I extensively trained in privilege checking, but I have access to the entire blocklist of freebsdgirl and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your neckbeard ass off the face of the internet, you fucking cis gendered white scum. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn MRA. I will shit fury and pure bs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, weeaboo.

*I accidentally put reddit instead of voat because I created this gorilla warfare copypasta on reddit, but noone cared enough to read it full and point it out. I changed it now.

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[–] Big_Dick 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, that's quite rational to be upset by that.

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[–] LittleBobbyTables 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] Roykirk 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm surprised the cat is male.

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[–] CombustibLemons 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Offensive Womanagement?

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[–] Warden 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Offensive womynagement.

It's just a wikipedia article, but read it full, you'll fucking laugh your ass off. Here's my favorite part:

which claims that present-day patriarchy represents a fall from a matriarchal golden age.