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[–] Warden 4 points 128 points (+132|-4) ago 

Offense management? Offense MANagement?! A man eye-raped me yesterday in the bus to my gender studies class, and men in general are now my trigger. After seeing the image I passed out and had foam coming out of my mouth for 5 minutes until my cat found me and gave me my pills (he does things like that daily, like helping me with the cleaning around the house.

If you don't take this picture down I'll report you to the mods. #offended #triggered

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[–] HighlandValley 0 points 70 points (+70|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm irrationally bothered by your parenthesis not being closed.

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[–] v 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

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There, closed "it for you.

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[–] Warden 4 points 39 points (+43|-4) ago  (edited ago)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking cis-scum? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Gender studies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4Chin and cishets like you, and I have over 300 confirmed headmates. I am trained in women warfare and I’m the top poster in the entire tumblr SJW forces. You are nothing to me but just another white male. I will wipe you the fuck out with oppression claims the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over voat*? Think again, cis scum. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of warriors across tumblr and twitter and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, privileged male. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can doxx you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my legbeard. Not only am I extensively trained in privilege checking, but I have access to the entire blocklist of freebsdgirl and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your neckbeard ass off the face of the internet, you fucking cis gendered white scum. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn MRA. I will shit fury and pure bs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, weeaboo.

*I accidentally put reddit instead of voat because I created this gorilla warfare copypasta on reddit, but noone cared enough to read it full and point it out. I changed it now.

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[–] Big_Dick 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, that's quite rational to be upset by that.

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[–] Roykirk 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm surprised the cat is male.

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[–] CombustibLemons 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Offensive Womanagement?

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[–] Warden 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Offensive womynagement.

It's just a wikipedia article, but read it full, you'll fucking laugh your ass off. Here's my favorite part:

which claims that present-day patriarchy represents a fall from a matriarchal golden age.

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[–] OmicronPersei8 1 points 72 points (+73|-1) ago 

This whole safe spaces thing is getting out of hand.

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[–] JerkInACircle 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Triggered

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[–] 6double5321 8 points 10 points (+18|-8) ago 

Who the Fuck downvoated this? Come stand your fucking ground!

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[–] TropicalJupiter 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Its unsafe to have dialogue. To type this I had to uncurl from my fetal position and put down both of my hot chocolates.

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[–] Zaqwert 1 points 66 points (+67|-1) ago 

All you need to know is GitHub is based out of San Fransisco. It's amazing how the origin of 95% of SJW insanity on the internet can be traced to that hipster infested shit hole.

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[–] Lodley 3 points 14 points (+17|-3) ago 

based out of San Fransisco

Lots of very normal tech companies are based in that area, filled with good natured progressive people. The problem is they where ripe for radicalization. GitHub's problems started when they switched CEOs and the new CEO was SJW, took out all the meritocracy stuff because that's actually sexist and racist.

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[–] Zaqwert 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Yes I've heard that saying "I think the most qualified person should get the job" is now considered offensive.

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[–] verifiedbyvisa 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Same person who made them remove meritocracy rug - Julie Ann Horvath - also says they're sexist because the co-founder's wife kept bothering her to work on an extra project and because her ex-boyfriend reverted her sass changes, which she was cool with at the time:

https://medium.com/@geeekcore1/facts-conveniently-withheld-d96f431f4e8e

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[–] asdghjklfghasldk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

sadly Toronto is pretty bad too, I think there are just to many unsatisfied lesbians out there ... yea I know this will get down voated to hell but I'm a bottle of wine in and may as well go for broke

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[–] 9-11 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

https://github.com/FishPhd/DewritoUpdater/releases

github isnt all bad... its how americans get to play Halo Online

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[–] Treviso 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That's not the point.

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[–] sapienwaste 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

I don't get it...

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

Over the past few years they've developed a habit of deleting projects which use words feminists find offensive. The most recent was a webm repo of some kind of other which used the word "retarded" somewhere in the documentation.

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[–] 1526953? 1 points 69 points (+70|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Sources: https://voat.co/v/programming/comments/356149

http://dancerscode.com/blog/why-the-open-code-of-conduct-isnt-for-me/

And: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/c-plus-equality-c

In a nutshell, Github has started dictating that code and projects can be changed, interfered with, made private, and even shut down if someone in their headquarters (based in San Francisco) feels offended. They also adopted a code of conduct that prevents you from discriminating based on a person's technical ability. And I'll remind the reader that the definition of discrimination is to make a distinction that is not based on merit...so they are saying that a person's ability to program and contribute to a project is not an actual merit on Github.

Their new code of conduct also puts the responsibility on the individual to not offend anyone, rather than making it the responsibility of the listener to decide whether or not to be offended. Also, this bears repeating to society at large: who gives a fuck if you're offended? Nothing changes when you're offended. You're not a toddler anymore, and should know the "sticks and stones" adage. How you feel about things is your own fucking problem. Deal with it yourself. It's not the responsibility of some nanny corporation to come in and make you feel better because you read something that made you upset.

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[–] WildThingSammiT 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

That's retarded.

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[–] Rakah 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

do they not realise that is actually a technical term?

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[–] OpinionOnEverything 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ha what project was that?

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[–] Jahnon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

GitHub adopted a SJW code of conduct that allows racism and sexism against "privileged" people: https://voat.co/v/programming/comments/371436

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[–] OmicronPersei8 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

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[–] 1527668? 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Whats gotten into everyone? I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. This SJW movement needs to end.

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[–] atheist101 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

It's posted in /v/funny, what do you think dude?

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[–] Link1299 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

real talk

I like /v/funny much more the /r/funny

at least there's usually wit here

I think its doing pretty well

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[–] no_censorship_bruh 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

For anyone else wondering, they just changed the text on the html using chrome/firefox/other browsers development tools. That's why you need to verify the source by going to the url of the supposedly active screenshot. Called out one guy doing it with Donald Trump's IAMA supposedly on voat.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It's very obviously satire dude.

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[–] Lodley 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I like your picture even more than the original for some reason

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[–] AlwaysInService 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

People are using downvoats as a disagreement tool again :-/ Your comment made a contribution towards the subject and you were the first to show the true website, therefore I gave you an upvoat. Although, yeah, it's on funny, here rule 20 of the Internet is alive and well: nothing shall be taken seriously

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[–] ximian 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

we're entering a new age of people expecting/ itching to get offended! being politically correct to an extent comes out of common courtesy. But PC has it's limitations, and I presume corporations are forced to think about being PC to avoid any negative press. we are seeing it going to crazy extents of late. disturbing precedence.

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