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[–] Splooge 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don’t even want to see your dick

All right, the jig is up, where is the real maroonsaint and what have you done with him?

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[–] Maroonsaint 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago  (edited ago)

I have a girlfriend now. No more

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[–] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The real great awakening has happened folks. Pack it up, we can all go home and keep our dicks to ourselves.

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[–] DavidsHogg 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

After all the years I was finally going to flop it out for you.

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[–] Splooge 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's great! Make her buy you ice cream. Relationships are stronger when you can convince your lady to buy shit for you.