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[–] HiJoker ago
"Sir, would you like to order before you start your next set on the weight machine?"
"Yes, I'll take a double cheese burger, fries and a large chocolate shake."
Zing, that was what went through my head along with 'wtf kind of gym...?' for a second.
I married. Been there, done that. She's dead now. So I've missed the whole have kids thing, we didn't have any. I've been around, seen things, seen how women are from not only personal experience, but from watching everyone I know struggle. Then there's the really nice and good one you see, but the guy she's with is a complete fucking whore dog loser. I've seen that too many times as well. /sigh
There was a time, believe it or not that many met in high school, graduate, get married, remain married for 50+ years, have a fuckton of kids, grand kids, etc. I'm so sad for all of us that those days are gone. At least you never knew what it's like, you can choke down these fucked up conditions, tell yourself enough bullshit to get you by until things blow up.
I for one can't compromise. I'll never betray myself, my standards and the memories of when it was good. I got used to the idea of dying alone a long time ago. Fuck 'em all. I don't need any of them. I got a dog for company. That's the old man way. Better no relationship than a fucked in the head one.
[–] englishwebster ago
Im sorry for your loss.
Honest question - if a good woman is so hard to find what do you think about good men? Aren't they just as rare from the woman's perspective? Are we not also partly to blame?
As an aside, I know of many marriages from high school and none of the succeeded for the very reason you decry - they started too soon and wanted to live a little first.
[–] HiJoker ago
Men are cheating dogs, a woman is well served keeping their bellies full and their balls empty, lest they stray off. Sad, but true.
We've got the fucking jews and their media that has poisoned the happy minds of youthful marriage to thank for that. That's on my generation for not killing every last one of them. It was on the previous ones for falling for their bullshit. Every generation that doesn't murder brutally every fucking jew on the planet, owes an apology to the generations that follow.
Frankly I think boomers, when they get far gone, should strap as much HE and shit to make shrapnel to them and their hoveround as they can, and coordinate rolling a bunch of us into some fucked up leftist crowds, HQs or whatever high value target we can find and blow ourselves and them to hell as penance for our failure to end them when we were young. We could make 'boomers' something the cunts fear by literally going BOOM!